Peter Parker: Wrong Number AU

Chapter 13

Peter's Pov

Oh my God.

I've been texting the Avengers. I called an avenger мама паук. That must be Miss. Romanoff, which means- my irondad is Mr. Stark.

Holy.

Shit.

"I-I've been texting you guys, haven't I?" I asked fearfully. The looks in their eyes said enough. "Mr. Stark, you're Mr. Iron. Miss. Romanoff, y-you're мама паук. Mr. Barton is Mr. Arrow, Dr. Banner is Mr. Science Bro. Mr. Capsicle and Mr. Bucky are Captain Rogers and Mr. Barnes. Thor and Loki must be Poptart and Snek. Mr. Pigeon and Ant must be Mr. Wilson and Mr. Lang. Pietro, Wanda, Vision, you're Speedy, Red, and robot." They each nodded in turn. I didn't know wether to laugh or cry or run away. A thousand emotions were running through my brain and all of them were panicking.

"Peter..." Mr. Stark started but he faltered.

"We were going to tell you eventually." Miss. Romanoff supplied. They all looked so sad and fearful.

"Wait," I said, tears threatening to prick the corners of my eyes, "Is this why you gave me the internship? And the housing? Because you wanted me to like you over text..." I trailed off. A couple people made weak protests but it didn't matter.

"I can't believe I actually thought I had found a family," I said quietly, before taking off. My vision was blurry from the tears now freely running down my face. How could I be so stupid?

Tony's Pov

I watched as Peter ran away from the table as he started crying. I kinda felt like crying too. How could he think we didn't like him? I didn't give him the internship just so I could know who I was texting, I gave him the internship because he's a genius little cinnamon roll! I heard his door slam, and I got up to go after him. I made eye contact with Nat, who's eyes were unusually glassy. We were all so scared Peter would hate us or not want to text us when he found out, and now, our fears were confirmed. I tore down the hallway, but paused before I knocked on his door. 

"Peter?" I called. What I was about to do was either brave or insane. Probably both. The door opened a bit, and I saw Peter's teary face. "Peter..." I started again, but I couldn't find the words. So I pulled him into a hug. He tensed up quickly, and I pulled away. "Peter, I didn't give you the internship because I wanted to know who I was texting. I gave you the internship because you're such a wonderful kid. I know that we should have told you who we were, but we were so scared you'd stop texting us." I paused. You could see the combination of confusion and relief on his face. I heard a couple more avengers gathering behind us. "You can hate us because of it," I said, searching his face for any form of anger or resentment, "But that doesn't make me any less of your irondad,"

"Or me not your мама паук." nat added.

"Or Pietro and I not your siblings," Wanda piped up. He was silent for a minute, and I hung my head.

What Peter did next shocked everybody. He pulled me back into a hug. Nat soon joined, followed by nearly everybody else.

"Yep," Peter said, wiping the leftover tears away, "Just one big dysfunctional family!"

Timeskip

Iron-ass

By the way Pep, I adopted a kid.

Pepperony

You W H A T??

Anthony Edward Stark, if I come up there and find you've adopted a kid off the streets without talking to me first you are going to be in so much trouble!

Iron-ass

It's just Peter!

He found out about the texting.

Pepperony

Oh thank god.

Did you actually adopt him? He still has his aunt you know.

Iron-ass

weLL i wAnT tO

I'm his IronDad!

Pepperony

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