Peter Parker: Wrong Number AU

Chapter 14

Peter

So... this is a little awkward.

Mr. Arrow

Didn't you mean... HaWkWaRd

мама паук

Clint, no. That was terrible.

Mr. Ant

Wait, I thought we weren't using our real names?

Peter

I uh... might've found out?

Mr. Wizard

I blame Stark

Miss. Red

Actually, it was my idiot brother's fault.

Mr. Pigeon

Does that mean my name doesn't have to be Mr. Pigeon?

After you did that Clint hid a dozen live pigeons in my room.

Mr. Arrow

To be fair, you filled my quiver with birdseed.

On a mission.

Mr. Pigeon

What goes around comes around, asshole.

Peter

gUyS! pLeAsE dOn'T fIgHt

Mr. PopTart

Friends! I bear great news!

My brother and I are returning to Midgard within the hour!

Mr. IronDad

whAT?!

Thor why can't you call ahead??

Mrs. Iron

I told you 3 days ago.

Mr. Bucky

Nice procrastination there.

Peter

Omg!

I get to meet Mr. Thor, sir, and Mx. Loki!

Mr. Snek

so smol

Mr. PopTart

Thank you, young Peter!

There is no need to call me sir.

Peter

Sorry!

Mr. Snek

No need to apologise.

Peter

:D

Peter's Pov

Wow! Thor and Loki are literally gods. I can't believe they're coming to the tower.

"Peter?" Mr. Stark asked.

"What's up?" I replied, exiting my room and following him into the common area.

"Well... you saw on the texts that Thor and Loki are coming." Mr. Stark seemed a little uncomfortable with the idea. "Just... be careful Peter. I know Thor says that Loki has changed, but Thor isn't always the best judge of character... at least not with Loki... Do you know what I mean?"

"Sure!" I chirped, "But don't worry Mr. Stark. I'll be fine!" Mr. Stark smiled, before smirking at me.

"If you're not going to call me IronDad, the least you do is call me Tony."