lessons for a boomer

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"special operation cleaning squad"

You
im bored

Erwin
hello bored im erwin. ☺️

You
...

Levi
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Sasha
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Connie
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Mikasa
...

Eren
...

You

Erwin did i do something?

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Erwin
did i do something?

Mikasa
sir..
you just made a dad joke 😀

Erwin
whats wrong with that?

Sasha
we do not make dad
jokes in this household

Connie
it's just unacceptable 😔

Levi
i cant believe i go to the same university
with someone who makes dad jokes 🤮🤮

Eren
😔😔
erwin i think we need to teach you the true ways of 2021

Erwin
i do not understand.

You
Sigh
Erwin.

Erwin
yes?

You
i shall be your teacher

Erwin
okay?

You
class sit down

Levi
*sits down respectfully*

Connie
*listens cutely*

Sasha
*listens while eating*

Eren
*gets out note book*

Mikasa
*listens in gay*

You
let's start off with emojis

Erwin
Okay.

You
These emojis 🤣😂😹😘
are unacceptable we do not use these emojis on a daily but only use theme when being
sarcastic or just for fun when texting. understand?
Erwin
Yes.

You
Good
Now then
Emojis you should use and how
starting with 👁👄👁
you use this when you have nothing to say or when your friends or somebody did something concerning. here's a example
Friend; I just sharted
You: 👁👄👁
You can also use them like this 👄👁👄 just for fun but it's rarely use but still
then there are the sparkles ✨ you use this just to add some ✨ spice ✨ to a text you can also use fairy emojis to 🧚‍♀️ sometimes it can be use like these ✨🧚‍♀️ sexy 🧚‍♀️✨ you see next is 😃 you use this when you see something you wish to unsee or like the eyes and lips you also use it when you see something concerning
there's more but these are the basics

Eren
*finishes notes*

Mikasa
*gays*

Erwin
got it.

You
Okay now are the dad jokes
WE DO NOT ACCEPT DAD JOKES HERE SIR those jokes are unacceptable and are way to old and cringe if you want to associate with us aka the cool kids never use dad jokes okay? Okay good glad you understand.

Erwin
..

You
Now are funny words / sayings or as some people would say 'slangs' you will hear these a lot from us and the younger generation outside of this group chat if you bet what I mean. Here are some sayings
'What a mood / mood' this is used when somebody does something that you relate to or something that just yk is a whole ass mood that's about the best I can explain for it. Next is 'that's gay' usually when somebody does something that is really gay don't use it if your straight tho bc it'll come off as homophobic. 'Ooh get into it' used when somebody looks super good or are doing something confident you'll see it a lot in comments.
There are more but these are what I could come up with
You know what memes are and reaction pics right and how they are use?

Erwin
Yes

You
Ok then I don't need to explain
anyways that's all for today class ‼️

LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND SAID TO ME

she's not my friend anymore 🤣🤣😂😂 mf was a toxic ass gaslight and manipulater she decided to unfriend me which i'm glad cuz i didn't have the guts to do so hasn't been to school in days hope she's transferred tbh ❤️

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she's not my friend anymore 🤣🤣😂😂 mf was a toxic ass gaslight and manipulater she decided to unfriend me which i'm glad cuz i didn't have the guts to do so hasn't been to school in days hope she's transferred tbh ❤️

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