BABY GIRL || AOT

be calm and love rocks

hey.. guess who's continuing this book lol. totally not because i got bored and this book is my baby lmao. middle school me was really something 💀 also i'm writing this at my birthday dinner so it's probably bad lol (no not my birthday just a early birthday dinner)

"special cleaning operation squad"

you
i went to a rock museum today

levi
okay, and??

mikasa
ignore him

marco
why... what's with the random topic?

eren
rock?? museum??
that exists??

jean
yes it does
it's a museum for rocks
rocks are fossils
don't be dumb and be logical for once

eren
well i'm sorry for not knowing 🙄

sasha
jean what got you waking up on the wrong side of the bed?

connie
what ya mean hes always aggressive towards eren he gotta leave the poor guy alone

jean
i'm not aggressive towards him
i just hate him with a big passion

you
can we talk about rocks please??
rocks are more important than jeans and eren's forbidden relationship

mikasa
yes we can talk about rocks

you
my favorite type of rock is a pyrite

sasha
isnt that the rock with a weird texture and its black

historia
...
that's coal sash

connie
no it's the one that's white and black

ymir
that's white iron idiot

sasha
well i'm sorry we aren't 'edUcAtEd EnoUgh'

connie
sorry we aren't experts at rocks 🙄🖐

you
:(
rocks..