BABY GIRL || AOT

Yo, how much money do you have?

okay after this book is over i may make a attack on titan cannon book cuz i have so many ideas. also this book is so popular? wtf

"big foots son"

you
@eren how much money do you have?

eren
1 dollar and 69 cents

you
aye you know what that means 😈

eren
no i will not fuck you

"levi's"

you
im not afraid of anything

levi
then tell me why you screamed when you and eren were watching a horror movie?

you
the motherfucking monster was tall
and the fact it was so ugky too?

levi
..

you
i hate tall bitches

levi
you're tall

you
that's only because you're short
you're tall to people who are shorter then you

"bald but hot"

you

why do people who are literally bald look hotter then me???

connie
because im gods favorite

you
no you're not

connie
how do you know that

you
because im god