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Rayleigh stand by school gate waiting for Y/n to pick her up. He look behind school gate see her and random boy flirting her made her feel uncomfortable.


He walk up to them grab the boy shirt collar drag him leave confuse Y/n behind.


Rayleigh slam the boy on the wall by the gate, he glare at the boy.


Rayleigh: That little girl is a child I don't wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon do you understand?


Random boy: Yes sir-


Rayleigh: Boy! Have you lost your mind because I'll help you find it! What you looking for ain't nobody gonna help you out here! Jesus is not coming to help you if you don't stop sniffing at my child!


Random boy: Yes sir *shake in fear*


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Kid: *Drop his phone it broke into pieces* Fuck!


Killer: *Gasp, cover Y/n ears than walk away*


-later-


Y/n: *play her guitar, one of the string snap* Fuck


Killer: *Gasp in shock, he pin Kid down as he try to break free*



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Law: This is mine I'm taking her with me *hug Y/n behind*


Doflamingo: Can I have her?

Law: NO! FUCK OFF SHE MINE!!!

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Y/n arrive Law house as the door open reveal Corazon. He see Y/n and was wide of shock see her face look hurt.

He stepped out the house with the megaphone in his hand, he stand on the concrete sidewalk and yell through the megaphone.


Corazon: WHOEVER DECIDED TO PUT THEIR HANDS ON MY CHILD PLEASE COME OUTSIDE SO I CAN PEACEFULLY BREAK YOUR LEG!!!!


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Y/n: I fell into a trapped, I went in for a kiss and now he's got me and won't let me go.


Ace: *Hug Y/n behind* Mine

Y/n: Yes I know but- Eh!

Ace: Mine

Y/n: Eha!

Ace: Mine

Y/n: EHA!

Ace: MINE!

Y/n: EHAAAA!

Ace: MINE!!!

Y/n: GODDAMMIT!


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Kid: Bitch do you want me to jump across this table because I don't have all day on this okay?!!

Law: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Kid: Okay well here I come.

Killer and Y/n hold Kid back from going after Law before he beat him up.

Killer: Kid calm down.

Y/n: Kid it's okay just relax.

Kid: You better tell this bitch who I'm!!!

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