TWs: minor cursing, crack
The clapping of Asmo's asscheeks echoed through the house as he galloped down the stairs. The house was big, and today it was very dark because none of the lights were on. When Asmo got to the kitchen he saw Mammon at the head of the table, sipping a cup of apple juice as he sucked on some chocolate coins. The plate in front of him was covered in chicken nuggets and ketchup. In the other seats sat Leviathan, Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, and MC. Asmo sat down at the table, and let out a huff when he saw what was on the table. In the center of the table was a big plate filled with chicken nuggets.
"What the hell is going on," Asmo asked, looking at Mammon with a glare "why is the power off, and why are we having this for breakfast?!" Mammon rolled his eyes.
"Lucifer forgot to pay the electric bill," he said, "I haven't seen him in a while either..." Mammon's brows furrowed.
"Good riddance!" Satan said, clapping his hands together as Belphie nodded in agreement. Beel looked at his chicken nuggets, eating slowly for the first time in ages as he worried about his oldest brother. MC grinned.
"I know where Lucifer is," MC whispered seductively, gaining everybodys' attention. MC licked their lips. "I ground him up and diffused him like an essential oil." Beel's eyes widened, his eyes filling up with tears. Mammon let out a gasp, almost choking on one of his chocolate coins.
"No, you didn't," all of a sudden Mammon heard a voice from right behind him. Everybody at the table looked up and saw Lucifer in all his glory, wearing a panda onesie along with a paper crown. "I was at Burger King."
MC and Beel trembled in delight, drool flooding from their mouths. Asmo glared at Lucifer from behind one of his chicken nuggets. The power was out today, so there wasn't any good lighting, which meant that all of his selfies were super low quality. He fingered one of his chicken nuggets as MC started digging into a bag of Burger King, soon he will get revenge.
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