Obey Me Fanfic Ideas and Stuff

rating the obey me bros based on how much i like them

spoilers for lesson 16 on belphie's part (4)

A/N: this is all just my opinion and it's mostly based on how i think these guys would get along (or not get along) with me. also, i'm hella aroace so that's gonna influence the answers i give.

1: Levi,,, ocean dude and i relate to him a ton. we're both introverts and i'm always looking for something to watch. (he seems like he'd give great recommendations) i also think we'd get along the best. the types of games we like definitely wouldn't be the same but i think we'd still have some fun sharing our interests with each other (it'd be really fun comparing my minecraft playstyle to his) also, while he is a tsundere i think he'd catch on to my whole 'please tell me how you actually feel bc if you don't i'll assume you hate me' thing much more quickly than Mams,, and i think he'd be pretty understanding of it too. (he knows how it feels to think everyone hates you)

2: Mams,,, while he's an amazing dude and i think he'd be a great best friend i'd probably take all of his insults to heart. this would likely lead to me emotionally withdrawing from him for what seems like no reason and we'd both end up with hurt feelings. if we work things out though, i think we'd have a pretty amazing time together. i'm a huge worrier so he'd probably have a fun time protecting me. i also love giving compliments so he'd get a lot from me <3

3: Asmo - while i am hesitant to put him this high up because of my asexuality i'm pretty sure he'd know about it and be understanding of it. i'm also not 100% monogamous so i'd be perfectly cool with him hooking up with people as long as he's being safe. i also just love how much he cares about his brothers and i definitely wouldn't be afraid to remind him that while he does look good there are other things that make him awesome <3

4: Belphie - while our relationship would be really strained because of lesson 16 (it literally took me a month irl to play the game again i felt so betrayed) (i even got spoilers but thought they meant he'd kill us by mistake!) i'd probably start caring about him a lot during the second year. even tho he did a very rude thing i can't help but see him as my little sweetie, my little sunshine, my little pumpkin pie, my little sour patch kid - i just wanna hold him and never let go <3

5: Beel - he seems like he'd be a pretty good friend. wouldn't let him use my crayons though, i've already had my dog try to eat them i don't need him going after them too. i'd also make him try a bunch of my family's recipes. i probably wouldn't like going to restaurants with him bc i don't like crowded places but as long as we just chill at home i'm cool. we can get take-out and watch movies :)

6: Simeon and Solo-dude. i don't know them very well so imma just put them near the middle. i'd probably be super suspcious of Simon at first while with Solomon i'd just see him as Some Guy™. i can see me and them getting along simply from our shared love of Luke (/platonic) and it'd be super easy for me to avoid eating Solo's food because all i'd have to do is explain that i have sensory issues,, boom, food avoided and i haven't insulted his cooking at all. also, me and Simeon both enjoy writing and he'd probably be able to give me some good tips :)

7: Luke (100% platonic) - i'd love to just sit around and color with him while eating yummy snacks. i'd also try and introduce him to mlp:fim if he hasn't seen it yet. i'd also love to help him bake because that's something i've always wanted to try and do.

8: diavolo - while i am very suspicious of the dude i can totally relate to his loneliness and if we ever got close it would be because of that. after we get closer i can see us having a good friendship but idk.

9: Barbs - i just don't think we'd vibe well

10: Luci. ok, he's just my least favorite. he just reminds me too much of my dad who i've hated ever since i can remember and maybe one day we'd be able to be friends but idk,,, he needs to clean up his act