More random dialogue prompts

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This is formatted a bit differently than the last list of dialogue prompts!

TWS: suicide mention, terrorism mention, mentions of death and dying (mostly in #1)

!!! Lesson 16 spoiler on #9 btw !!!


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#1:

Lucifer: *doesn't get much sleep*

MC at breakfast the next day: "You have to sleep because if you don't sleep you'll hate everything. And if ya hate everything, you'll be really upset. And if you're really upset, you'll want to kill yourself. And if ya wanna kill yourself, you'll die. And if ya die, your brothers will be very upset. And if your brothers are upset, one of them will get themselves killed. And if one of your brothers gets themselves killed, your other brothers will be even more upset. And if your other brothers are even more upset, they'll be vulnerable to a terrorist attack. If they're vulnerable to a terrorist attack, they'll be killed. So, get more sleep or else we'll all die!"


#2:

Any of the brothers: I care about you, MC :)

MC: I can't believe you're stupid enough to think I'll believe that. What do you take me for -_-

AB: But I really like you >:(

MC: Liar liar, pants on fire! U^U


#3:

Beel: Why aren't you eating lunch MC?

MC: I just puked up five containers of frosting (T^T)


#4:

Lucifer: Your being really irresponsible, MC

MC with five Oreos in their mouth: You're the one being irresponsible, Mister!


#5:

MC talking to Micheal in the Celestial Realm: *sniff* *sniff* "I can't believe I found somebody dumber than Mammon... this is the best day of my life." *wipes tears out of eyes while laughing*

Micheal: >:O


#6:

MC, mad at the brothers: "Ya know, I think Mammon's the smartest out of all yall."

Everyone other than Mammon: >:O

...

Mammon: "OwO, what's this?"


#7:

MC: "Well, if yall keep insulting Mammon so much, I'm just gonna have to compensate."

The brothers: ???

MC: *holds Mammon gently*  "precious as hell, that's what this bean is


#8:

Lucifer: "I don't want to lose you" >:(

MC, making ghost sounds: "I'm gonna die of old ageeeee" >:)))

Lucifer: >:(


#9: 

Belphie: *is about to kill MC*

MC: "Please just kill me already." (T^T)

Belphie: "Well, now I don't want to!" >:(


















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