Obey Me Fanfic Ideas and Stuff

obey me boys but w/long hairrrr

this has no particular order  (it's mostly just stream of conciousness) (look at me, pretending most of my stuff isn't that). *spoilers for lesson 16 in Belphie's part*  (and also tw for non-specific discussion of s*icide) (don't ask me how it gets there) (Belphie's section is the longest section bc i go on a rant in the middle of it) (i'm not sorry) (though i doubt most of ya'll need that warning) (also sorry not sorry for overusing parenthesis) (like, this whole chapter)

Luci Goosey:

- I don't see Luci as the type to have long hair (not bc of his masc vibes or anything like that, but because long hair is harder to take care of) (and Luci has enough on his plate so i can just see him getting annoyed at his long hair and cutting it shorter) (like shoulder-length at most)  

- what if Luci used to have long hair but he had to cut it off bc baby satan kept pulling at it? just imagine him fighting with radiant (almost shiny) black hair flowing behind him.

- also im sure that if Luci had beautiful long hair (bc he would definitely go out, he has to look good for Dia) Satan and Belphie would try to mess with it. (like the school bullies in gacha movies who just go behind you and cut your hair in like 2 seconds with scissors) (these kids rlly don't know how thick hair is)

Mams:

- i think Mammon would be rlly good w/long hair, but i can imagine him cutting it off after somebody uses it to catch him or smth. (or what if he started selling his own hair?) (like how belle delphine sold her bath water)

- i think it would be really soft and poofy (maybe fluffy?)

- i can kinda see him collecting hairpins? but not your average cheap ones that you find at your average store, he can only have the most valuable hair accessories. (and he'd definitely try to cram as many on his head as possible)

Levi:

- i don't see Levi taking great care of his hair, i'm pretty sure if it was long it would be a complete mess of knots and tangles. (asmo would throw a fit)

- i think his hair would be on the shorter side even if it was long. (especially since if it gets 2 unruly it could affect his gameplay) (bc of it getting in his face and stuff) 

- i think he'd use stuff to get his hair out of his face, like pins or hairties. (maybe he'd try to replicate anime hairstyles)

Beel:

- impossible

- like, it would look good, but no. he would end up eating a chunk of it or smth, it just wouldn't work out.

Belphie:

- perfect in theory

- even if beel helped him take care of it sometimes, i can just see his long hair being in constant dissarray. knots and tangles everywhere. (not even bc he's too lazy to take care of it) (it would just get knotted so much from his sleeping that there'd b no use) (you'd clean it up and then 2 seconds later it would b messied up again)

- it would look amazing though

- imagine him having long hair in the attic tho, he'd be like a disney princess locked in a towerrr. (it would make him look so much more innocent) (and honestly everyone talks about how Belpie was sus from the beginning, but i was genuinely surprised when he turned on MC) (like weren't all of the brothers kinda grumpy at first?)  (maybe his route is just slowburn) (i even got spoilers for MC dying and thought "oh maybe he just has a tantrum or fights Luci at some point and we get in the way", betrayal never even entered my mind)