The low-key antagonist group chat
Names:
Jerome: Tolkien Black
Monty: Lowkey Drug Dealer
Buggs: Stereotypical 90s Bully
Cindy: Regina George Knockoff
Felix: The Blue Twin
[The Smart Kids +Cindy and Buggs]
Lowkey Drug Dealer: Jerome, try that shit again and I'm taking a finger.
Tolkien Black: Threaten me again and I'll fuck ur mom :)
Regina George Knockoff: WOAH
The Blue Twin: Well that escalated
Stereotypical 90s Bully: Tf did he do?
Tolkien Black: :)
Lowkey Drug Dealer: That's none of your damn concern
The Blue Twin: I mean you said it in the group chat so it kinda is
Tolkien Black: Listen 5'9, I don't understand why ur so peeved
Tolkien Black: I did nothing wrong :)
Tolkien Black: ...yet
Lowkey Drug Dealer: 1. call me 5'9 again and I'm telling Diana you like her.
Tolkien Black: DUDE
Stereotypical 90s Bully: You bastard.
Lowkey Drug Dealer: And 2. you almost leaked my baby pictures to the WHOLE FRIEND GROUP
The Blue Twin: I'm surprised Diana doesn't already know
The Blue Twin: You make it really obvious
Regina George Knockoff: Yeah I'm pretty sure she already knows Jay...
Regina George Knockoff: Wait what about baby Monty?!
Lowkey Drug Dealer: NOTHING
Tolkien Black: Yeah so when I went over to his house we got bored and started looking through his moms old stuff
The Blue Twin: That's totally not weird
Tolkien Black: ANY WAY I found an old album and it was just some old pictures of Monty 🥺
Stereotypical 90s Bully: HA
Regina George Knockoff: AWWWW
The Blue Twin: Awww, you have loving parents
The Blue Twin: Couldn't be me.
Regina George Knockoff: Damn...
Stereotypical 90s Bully: That got dark fast
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[The Smart Kids +Cindy and Buggs]
Regina George Knockoff: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Regina George Knockoff: OMFG KILL ME NOW
Stereotypical 90s Bully: You good?
Regina George Knockoff: Do I sound like I'm good?!?!
Stereotypical 90s Bully: ...
Stereotypical 90s Bully: No...?
Regina George Knockoff: THEN THERES UR ANSWER
The Blue Twin: What happened?
Regina George Knockoff: I may have said the wrong thing and now Lily is mad at me :(
Lowkey Drug Dealer: When is she not mad at you?
Regina George Knockoff: Fuck off.
Regina George Knockoff: We've been getting along lately and we seemed to be somewhat friends!
The Blue Twin: Oh god, I'll talk to her
Regina George Knockoff: Thank you!!!
Tolkien Black: Damn didn't think it was possible for you to say those words
Stereotypical 90s Bully: Soo what did you say?
Regina George Knockoff: ...I don't wanna tell you
Regina George Knockoff: You guys will be mad 😭
Lowkey Drug Dealer: I find that hard to believe
Tolkien Black: Nahhhh we won't be mad!
Tolkien Black: As long as it wasn't racist
Regina George Knockoff: ...
Tolkien Black: Oh my god it was racist
Tolkien Black: HOW?!?!
Tolkien Black: Shes white?!?!
Lowkey Drug Dealer: ...and Russian tho
Stereotypical 90s Bully: Wow.
Regina George Knockoff: 😭
Stereotypical 90s Bully: Not mad. Just disappointed...
Regina George Knockoff: IT WAS A JOKE
Lowkey Drug Dealer: That's what they all say...
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