This has been sitting in my drafts for about 4 months now and I've never gotten enough motivation to finish it. BUT since it's my wife's birthday (Love you<333) I thought I should finish it as a birthday present :) jadespersonalreads
(Also I don't know how timezones work so I hope it's still your birthday when you read this)
Is this filler? Yes.
Is this pure fluff? Also yes.
Are you gonna read it anyway? I hope so.
~Names~
Bitch (Affectionate): Monty
Whore (Affectionate): Carla
Whore (Affectionate): You're a fucking dumbass.
Bitch (Affectionate): I did nothing wrong!
Bitch (Affectionate): This time
Whore (Affectionate): This time?
Whore (Affectionate): And bullshit! You clearly started that fight!
Bitch (Affectionate): I didn't start it
Bitch (Affectionate): I just instigated.
Bitch (Affectionate): Completely different things
Whore (Affectionate): HE GOT HIS JAW BROKE
Bitch (Affectionate): I DIDN'T BREAK IT
Whore (Affectionate): ...
Whore (Affectionate): I'm so mad at you rn I can't even respond
Bitch (Affectionate): Yet you do anyway
Bitch (Affectionate): Are you seriously not gonna respond?
Bitch (Affectionate): Okayyyyyyy
Bitch (Affectionate): I'm sorry
Bitch (Affectionate): I'm actually sorry this time
Bitch (Affectionate): The fight was my fault and it won't happen again
Bitch (Affectionate): I love you
Whore (Affectionate): Simp.
Bitch (Affectionate): We already knew that
Bitch (Affectionate): This isn't new information
Whore (Affectionate): Unfortunately
Bitch (Affectionate): Soooo
Bitch (Affectionate): Are you not gonna say it back orrrr
Whore (Affectionate): omfg
Whore (Affectionate): You are such a girl lol
Bitch (Affectionate): Ok
Bitch (Affectionate): And???
Bitch (Affectionate): I'm still waiting
Whore (Affectionate): Woow
Whore (Affectionate): You know when I started dating you I didn't expect you to be such a sap
Bitch (Affectionate): IM the sap? Lol
Whore (Affectionate): Yes that is exactly what I said yes :)
Bitch (Affectionate): Yes but wasn't it you who kissed me first
Bitch (Affectionate): And told me you loved me first
Bitch (Affectionate): AND
Whore (Affectionate): OK OK
Whore (Affectionate): You've made ur point I'm no better
Bitch (Affectionate): I'm glad you've finally admitted that I'm better then you, my Love
Whore (Affectionate): WOAH WOAH WOAH
Whore (Affectionate): Back the crazy train up
Bitch (Affectionate): What?
Whore (Affectionate): You think YOU'RE better then ME??
Bitch (Affectionate): Yes that is exactly what I said yes :)
Whore (Affectionate): Says the person with worse grades
Bitch (Affectionate): I sacrificed my grades for your happiness and delusion my dear <3
Whore (Affectionate): Don't be a pussy dude.
Bitch (Affectionate): The one time I try to be nice to you...
Whore (Affectionate): THATS you being nice???
Bitch (Affectionate): I try my best
Whore (Affectionate): I love you too
Bitch (Affectionate): Yayyy
Whore (Affectionate): Fuck off.
Bitch (Affectionate): Oh...
Girl that was raised by men and boy that was raised by women <3
Academic rivals for life.
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