That night Steven came to the birthday bash and Marty just got himself a gift from melman
Marty: a thermometer! Thanks! I love it melman I love it!
He then flips it and grabs it with his mouth
Melman: yeah I wanted to give ya something personal. Ya know that was my first rectal thermometer
Steven: you mean they one they shove up your booty?
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Marty: MOTHER-
Gloria gets the cake just as Marty spots the thermometer out of his mouth. Melman then proceeded to blow on his party blower and everyone hummed
Alex: happy
Gloria: birth
Melman: day
Steven: to
Gloria: you
Alex: you
Melman: live
Gloria: in
Steven: a zoo
Gloria: you
Steven: look
Alex: like a monkey
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Melman: and....
Alex: ya smell
Gloria: like
Steven: one
Together: too
Across from them mason was listening and spit out his cup of tea at that remark
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Steven universe adventures
AdventureAfter "Steven universe future" Steven was mutated by unknown origins and was made to become a monster whenever he's angry. Now, with no memory of his past, he will have to find his own way. But in the meantime he will meet great new animal pals and...
