The downsides of paradice

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The next morning on the beach mort was able to swim to shore

Mort: I'm coming king Julien!

Mort then starts to do a dance until a shark comes out of the ocean!

The shark tries to eat mort but he keeps scampering around to try to escape the giant beasts fangs

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The shark tries to eat mort but he keeps scampering around to try to escape the giant beasts fangs

Mort: Bad fishy! Bad fishy! No, shark, no! Sit! Why am I laughing!
...
Back at the repair site the penguins had all the jeeps they needed to fix the plane

Kowalski: We have all the parts we need, but we're slightly behind schedule.

Skipper: How slightly?

Kowalski: Six to nine years.

Skipper: Sixty-nine years?

Kowalski: No, six to nine years.

Skipper: Private! What happened to our thumbs?

Private: Haven't seen them since yesterday, sir. (Drops screwdriver) darn you Darwin!

Skipper: Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me.
[explosion]

Skipper: Rico, you're coming with me! We'll bring them in for court martial.

Mason: That won't be necessary! (Penguins turn) We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper.

And what they saw behind them amazed even skipper, it was like they hired every single chimpanzee in Africa!

And what they saw behind them amazed even skipper, it was like they hired every single chimpanzee in Africa!

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Skipper: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Mason: Oh, I doubt that.

[cheering]

Skipper: Enough lollygagging. Let's get to work. There'll be three groups. Group Alpha will do sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson handless assembly. Group George Peppard, craft services. Any questions? Good! Let's get to work

The chimps made to the sight and started to get to work, money style

Skipper: I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.

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