Romeo giraffe and juliet hippo

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Julien and Maurice were making their way to the giraffe dying holes

King Julien: Giddy-up, giddy-up! Look, Maurice! The perfect spot for my summer palace! So please fill in all these holes a d relocate the riff-raff. Who'd leave a perfectly good head?

Maurice: What a waste.

Melman: Tell me about it

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Melman: Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here. I'm terminal, you know? I probably only have another two days left to live.

Maurice: That's a bummer, man.

King Julien: If I, King Julien, that's my name, only had two days lef to live, I would do all the things I've ever dreamed of doing.

Melman: Like what?

King Julien: I'd love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I want to get even better, make my living out of it. [blowing raspberry] You know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country ane impose my own ideology, even if they didn't want it!

Melman: Easy for you to say. You're a king.
King Julien: Yes. And you are only just a sad little head. There must be something you want to do before you die!

Melman: Well, there is this one thing.

King Julien: What is it? Tell me.

Melman: No, I couldn't.

King Julien: What is it?

Melman: I never told Gloria how I feel about her.

King Julien: What is it? Please tell me!

Melman: I never had the guts to tell Gloria how I feel about her. How I've always felt about her.

King Julien: Fine! Don't tell me! Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it's a woman.

Maurice: What are you afraid of? You're a dead man anyway.

Melman: Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

King Julien: You've got to march right up to this woman. Look her right in the eye. Lean foward. Just a little, or almost all the way. Then you let her lean foward a little until you're... just lips' distance away from each other. Then you just tell her much you hate her.

Melman: Actually, it's more like love her.

King Julien: Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof! You're a real player. Now listen to me. You got to rise up. You hearing me?

Maurice: He didn't hear you!

King Julien: I can't hear you! You got to rise up!

Maurice: Rising up! Get out of the hole!

Melman: I'm rising out of the ground!

King Julien: He's rising, Maurice.

Melman: I'm rising, Maurice!

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