𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄, bnha

irish s/o

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anonymous asked: can i please have tsuburaba, manga, and shishida with an s/o who's from ireland?I

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reader's pronouns: they/them

warnings: none

pairings: kosei tsuburaba x reader, jurota shishida x reader

additional information: reader is from ireland, a adequate of irish slang.

a/n: a/n: hope you enjoy. sorry if i messed up with a few stuff, feel free to point out anything. i don’t mind the critism. also i couldn't of think of anything for manga, sorry :/

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kosei tsuburaba

-oh.

-he tried putting on a [failed] irish accent when you came in while you just stared at him like:

-bitch what? 👁👄👁

-“g’day mate! would you like a cup of beer?” [kosei]

-“for fuck’s sake, you sound like those americans.” [y/n]

-okay but this dumbass thought the uk only consisted of england—and he thought britain and england was the same place, just different names.

-smh

-this y'all mans?

-tbh when it was present mic’s english class is in session, he was quite surprised to hear your errr...english. he doesn’t understand irish slang so you have to explain to him what means what because ‘english in ireland is complicated’ - his words.

-“how she cutting?” 

-“huh—y/n! what do you mean?!” 

-“oh, forgot. i mean how ya doin tsu?” 

-i feel like after a while after dating he’ll just pick up your slang and bamboozle his classmates.

-after a while, kosei is kinda like a translator because he’s one of the only people to understand your slang. he's a smug bitch because he's the only one who can understand what you're saying. one time for a date, you taught him the irish tap dance

-to all the tsuburaba fangirls

-you

-yes you

-yes you dearie...

-i gotta break it to ya...

- yo mans can't dance for shit 💀

-he fell down like multiple times during the process. he clumsy asf doe.

-but he is good at making people feel like if they're home, without actually being home.

-when you're mad, you start cussing out people in irish.

-yeah...

-wouldn't recommend making you mad.

jurota shishida

-hmmm.

-i feel like he had visited there a few times with his family.

-so he was like prepared beforehand.

-but what he was not prepared for, is your extroverted energy.

-oh wowowow 🙃🙃🙃

-now i shall quote

-the iconic vine...

-'honey you got a big storm coming!'

-you're a really chill and chatty person and shishida is like, a quiet and introverted person.

-to simplify it, you an extrovert, basically adopted an introvert.

-anywho

-for irish slang, it was expected.

-lucky thing he researched what meant what so he technically doesn't have to play catch up.

-so while you're explaining a crazy story, everyone else is like:

-"y/n wtf are you saying???"

-while jurota's there like:

-"hmm yes, your cousin went to the toilet for eating too much ravioli and ice cream."

-or; one time when you guys were training and jurota was daydreaming.

-"oi! jurota! stop acting the maggot will ya!"

-"oh —i'm sorry for being absent minded while doing an important tasks that can determine our grades and..."

-long ass lecture like apology

-one time you taught him how to play gaelic football, a secret love child between football [soccer for the americans] and rugby.

-very interesting sport tho.

-but imagine this; for st. patrick's day you made him and the whole class [specifically shishida] dress up in green for st. patrick's day.

-zamn

-y'all had a feast.

-out of sheer boredom, you taught him irish insults. now, we all know that shishida isn't the type to insult people or bully them.

-but

-but...

-he will use them once someone pisses him off

-in a classy and polite sounding manner, of course.

-"sir. bakugou, i must say, you can be an awful thick sometimes."

-yoinks.