DS!Nightmare: *hugging DS!Cross* you're my best friend
DS!Error: I thought you two were married
DS!Nightmare: *blinks*
DS!Cross: we are
DS!Nightmare: WAIT WHEN?
DS!Cross: Nightmare we have a kid
~~~
What if Nightmare was Markiplier
Just
Just
Click onto a Markiplier video and pretend Nightmare is Mark.
TRUST ME-
~~~
Cross at some point in his life: something a something a something a YEAGAR -
*AOT OPENING STARTS PLAYING*
~~~
*Ink and Error walk onto a stage and Ink taps on Error's neck*
Ink: testing mic one two one two
Error: *angry microphone sounds*
~~~
Cross: what are you -
Nightmare, who's just finished chugging his third glass of strawberry milk: Killer made me mad so I'm trying to get Strawberry to happen because I know he makes him uncomfortable
~~~
Nightmare: CROSS TOLD ME TO KEEP IN MY PANTS LAST NIGHT BUT LIKE
I DON'T EVEN WEAR PANTS??
Dust: that's right, you wear shorts
Nightmare: I'm not wearing shorts
Dust: Wha- Then what are you wearing?
Nightmare: goop in the form of very very short capris
~~~
It's just Error sobbing while Killer throws more and more pineapples into the room, soon they reach the roof.
The room is pineapp-full
~~~
Dream: Ink what the hell
Ink: I certainly was not watching My Hero Academia at three in the morning
Dream: ohh that's what you were doing, I saw a flash of yellow and a yell and assumed it was porn of Error
~~~
Killer, to Cross: be careful, man, Boss is terrifying when he's mad
Nightmare: *stomps into room* who the hell dips cheeto puffs in orange juice?!?
Killer: *shudders* absolutely terrifying
~~~
Horror: *running down the street on all fours, chasing a blur of brown*
Cross: hoRROR NO SQUIRRELS ARE OUR FRIENDS -
Horror: *Feral growling*
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Nightmare: *sobbing* THEY BRING ME INSIDE AND INTRODUCE ME TO ALL THESE LUXURIES AND THEN AS SOON AS I GET COMFORTABLE THEY THROW ME BACK IN THE WOODS BECAUSE "cAmPiNg Is FuN, nIgHtMaRe. YoU sHoUlD tRy It NiGhTmArE "
LIES, PURE LIES
Horror: Boss are you okay?
Killer: He's salty I took away his IPad.
~~~
- an IT'S BEEN SO LONG Mango
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UnderTale au shitposts and jazz
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