I'll be shoving a lot off random headcanons, shitposts, and if you're lucky, mini stories in here. prepare for pain and suffering.
story cover is by me.
Dust: You look like the kind of person who enjoys drinking water Outer: is that a compliment? Or-
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Dust: I don't want immediately murder your blood relatives Blueberry: thank you!
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Dust: may I please have permission to impale Killer on a wooden stake Nightmare: you're acting like he's a vampire... But yes you can.
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Dust: I enjoy eating saltine crackers Horror: you monster-
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Dust: if I had hair it would be over one of my eyes like an edgy teen Error: sounds about right. Dust: I will slit your throat while your sleeping
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Dust: *wearing an oversized hoodie and sweatpants* Nightmare: *walks in wearing the exact outfit Dust is* Dust: nice style Nightmare: no u.
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Dust: *walks into room and starts sprinkling actual Dust around* Killer: the fuk u doin'? Dust: *looks into Killer's eyes and slowly shoves any leftover dust into his mouth and than leaves the room* Killer: ... Well shit-
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Dust: ... I ate your last bagel Nightmare: YOU BITCH! (bagelmare = otp) Dust: Find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful- Nightmare: what? Dust: she's a sexy bitch Nightmare: ... D i e
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Killer: do you ever wonder what's going on inside of someone's head?
Dust's head: *Intense Jack Stauber music sounds*
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Dust: *walks through the hallways in the Mansion: IT'S OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL NOT BE HUGGING ME RIGHT NOW GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE FOR BUTTERFLY KISSES-
Killer: *zips from his room quick as a flash and attaches himself onto Dust's leg* KISSIES? OWO
Horror: *holding a teddy bear in his arms, quickly struts over to Dust and hugs him*
Nightmare: *Appears from a shadow in the corner, sits on a nearby couch and pulls everyone onto him with his tentacles*
Cross: *teleports over, silently taking Killer off of Dust's leg and let's him cling to his chest, then cuddles up to Horror*
Error: *portals into the room with a blanket and sits on Dust's other side, placing the blanket on top of everyone*
Dust: much better ...
*they all fall asleep*
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This is an image of Polaroid refusing to give Killer kissies- Has nothing to do with anything but meh-
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Dust: *does a Math quiz* His answers:
3 + 6 = teddy bear
7 + 9 = cheeseburger
5 + 5 = duck
44 + 2 = President Abraham Lincoln
Try giving me harder questions next time, these where easy - Dust
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Dust: silent but deadly
Killer: what are you going to do? We're skeletons we can't fart *sits down on chair*
