Killer: hey, Night?
Nightmare: what?
Killer: can I pet your tentacle?
Nightmare: *flustered sounds*
Killer: I didn't mean for it to sound that kinky but I'll gladly take it.
...
Killer: yo, Cross.
Cross: huh?
Killer: are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you're a CU TE.
Cross: how are you smart enough to understand that?
...
Killer: are you Netflix because I could watch you for hours.
Nightmare: that's really creepy.
Killer: I'll still do it.
...
*Cross and Nightmare cuddling on the couch half asleep*
Killer: I don't even have a pick up line for this it's just too cute! Asvrzvdbfbdhgchvhv-
Nightmare, opening his eye a little to look at Killer: shut up and join us.
(*Starts clapping a ton* KROSSMARE AAAAAAAAA-)
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FanfictionI'll be shoving a lot off random headcanons, shitposts, and if you're lucky, mini stories in here. prepare for pain and suffering. story cover is by me.
