Code names for the Nightmare's so you know who I'm talking about
Passive: our purple pretty boi
Corrupted/Nightmare: goopmare
Strawberry: it's pretty obvious
King: EmpireVerse
Moonlight: Dreamswap
Moonstone: SwapDream
Fem: genderbend AU
Cuts: Horror Night (my AU)
Figment: an non-canon character from CS.MT's story
Hentai: LustVerse (my AU)
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Passive: I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
Dream in the distance: suspicious...
And gay
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Moonlight: I PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR
Fem: LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR
Strawberry: PLAY LIKE AN ALL STAR
Hentai: FUCK LIKE A PORN STAR!
King: ... Okay so who the fuck invited Hentai?
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Cross: hmhffjdhefjywgkfdjte...
Killer:°>°
Cross:...
Killer:...
Both: EH MACERANA-
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Blue: I AM A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER
Dream: wha-
Blue: hush, Papy said I could be anything when I grow up.
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Nightmare: oh wow I sure hope no one tries to throw an apple at me
Killer: hehehehe *holding an apple*
Nightmare: Oh no an apple
Ink: Error what the fuck
Error: *quickly hides his Nightmare and Killer plush* umm uhhh and then they kiss?
Ink: I ship Crossmare you dimwit-
Error: well fuck.
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*It's just Error crashing to the beat of Metal Crusher*
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Cross: *trying to seduce Nightmare* eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the Titanic~
Nightmare: my eyes are teal, idiot.
Cross:... Look you get what you get-
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Figment: *is fighting Cuts*
Passive: Corrupted come pick me up I'm scared
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Ink: *slowly makes eye contact with Error as he deep throats a cucumber*
Error: oh no he's hot-
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Blueberry: aaaHhAa~ DusTY~
Horror: *outside the bedroom* oh good lord. They are doing the dance. The dance that involves Dust's ramalamadangdong in Blue's puspus.
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UnderTale au shitposts and jazz
FanfictionI'll be shoving a lot off random headcanons, shitposts, and if you're lucky, mini stories in here. prepare for pain and suffering. story cover is by me.
