Dust: *wearing a unicorn onesie, doing the worm down the stairs*
Killer: *at the bottom of the stairs waiting for Dust to get down so they can go to Blueberry's birthday party*
...
Horror: CAKKKKEEEEE-
Lust: you will get cake when we get there, we are aware
...
Fell: grab yo shiz les go
Unlust: BE QUIET THE BABY IS SLEEPING
Reaper: *holding a sleeping FlowerFell*
...
Nightmare: CROSS ERROR I'M GOING NOW WHETHER YOU'RE COMING WITH ME OR NOT.
Cross: Senpai, I'm sorry but I had to grab the m i n i m a r s h m a l l o w s -
Nightmare: ah the m i n i m a r s h m a l l o w s , all is forgiven. What 'bout you, Error?
Error: bLuE sHoElAcE lIcOrIcE, sPaRe Me.
Nightmare: hhhhhmmmmmm.... Give me one and it's good.
Error: *hands a string of licorice to Noot* TeLl No OnE-
...
Ink: RA RA RASPUTIN-
Dream: INK, STOP WATCHING KILLER SING SONGS ABOUT RUSSIA ON YOUTUBE AND GET OVER HERE-
Ink: I'm sorry mOM, but I like to think I'm old enough to have free will
Dream: Ink, your best friends birthday party is happening in an hour
Ink: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO INSTEAD OF HATING ON MY TASTE OF MUSIC UUGGHH MOM YOU'RE THE WORST-
...
Epic: so, are we even going?
Geno: I heard he has a cat so I'm going.
Sci: that's just because Reaper is there, isn't?
Geno: tell that to EdgyMcMyChemicalRomance, baka-
Outer: can we just go, G, Color and I are getting bored.
Geno: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US TALK!
Outer: ... *cries*
Geno: Now as I was saying-
...
DREAMTALE BROS CHAT FRICKERS-
Lightbulb: brother, you have children, how do you deal with them?
Tentacruel: I normally lock them in the cabinet until they shut up, why?
Lightbulb: that's child abuse, brother.
Lightbulb: and Ink's watching Killer's YouTube videos again.
Tentacruel: FUCK I THOUGHT I TOOK AWAY KILLER'S PHONE GTG-
SwappyswapMoonlight: Dang y'all are fucking weird.
Angelwings: shut up, you unneeded piece of trash.
Figment: DUJRTOKYRAFN
EmpireSun: Who gave the octopus a phone?
BrokenLightbulb: I admit to nothing.
...
Reaper: hey, am I gonna carry Thorn all the way there or -
UnLust: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE BABY!!!
Fell: I SAYZ GRAB YO SHIZ-
Reaper: I just want to see Geno-
...
Geno: my Reaper senses are tingling.
Sci: AHAH YOU DO LIKE HIM
Epic: bruh, get in the truck or we'll leave without you.
Outer: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO-
G: we're in a truck.
Outer: *slaps G* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND-
...
Dust: *still wearing the unicorn onesie* Killer. Where is your onesie?
Killer: *slowly holds up a matching onesie*
Dust: perfect. Blue will never suspect that we are not real unicorns.
Killer: YOU'RE A UNICORN, DUSTY-
Dust: *has a carrot taped to his head* fuck yeah I am.
...
Error: okie so we got the snacks right?
Cross: *mini marshmallows are stuck to his face* marshy mallows-
Nightmare: ... We forgot the cheese crackers.
Error: F U C K
...
Horror: *is trying to find a present for Blue*
Lust: Blue will not want that Horror.
Horror: why?
Lust: Horror, you're holding a dildo.
...
At Blue's house:
Carrot: Blue I'm going to Muff.... What is that?
Blue: *holding a shotgun* nothing important.
*a body falls out of a closet behind him*
Blue: ...
Carrot: ...
Blue: ... *points shotgun at Carrot* no witnesses.
Carrot: oh no...
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AND THAT'S ALL I GOT BECAUSE I'M LAZY WOO HOO-
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UnderTale au shitposts and jazz
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