Nightmare owns a panda stuffy name Mr. Chubs. He got it from Cross on Valentine's day. He can't sleep without it.
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Dust listens to Jack Stauber. His favorite song is Oh Klahoma. He also really like Tea Errors.
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Dust has a tiny obsession over fruit cups. His favorites are the ones with cherries in it.
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Dream is single. So is Killer. Dream is sad he's single. Killer embraces it.
N O K R E M E O K A Y ?
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Passive and Nightmare are two different people. So is Dream and Shattered.
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Cross gives out free hugs. Need I say more?
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Dust has a tiny British accent.
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Okay, time for shitposts and jazz because I'm bored.
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Fresh: *holding a baguette* B O N J O U R
Error: *trying to enjoy some cheese* SCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Cross: take a bath
Nightmare: no
Cross: I will shove you in the tub
Nightmare: no
Cross: yes *shoves Nightmare into the bath tub*
Nightmare: *somehow next to Cross again* BUT IT REFUSED-
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Dust: I'm gonna force Error to make me some tea.
Cross: ... Why?
Dust: T E A E R R O R S
Cross: I- I don't get it?
Dust: you filthy excuse for an Oreo-
Cross: I'M SO CONFUSED-
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Horror: where do you start your letters?
Killer: at the top!
Horror: where do you start your letters?
Killer: at the top!
Horror: if you want to start a letter then you better, better, better, remember to start them at the top!
Dust: *precedes to write 'NO' while starting the letters at the bottom*
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Dust: *runs into kitchen and rips some milk out of the fridge* IT'S MONDAY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Cross: No?
Dust: M I L K O N M O N D A Y S
Cross: wtf-
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Sorry for this being so short, I just wanted to get something out for y'all.
And sorry about the jokes Dust made, I just realized that not everyone will get them because they're about a song by Jack Stauber.
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UnderTale au shitposts and jazz
FanfictionI'll be shoving a lot off random headcanons, shitposts, and if you're lucky, mini stories in here. prepare for pain and suffering. story cover is by me.
