Warning, this chapter has more mature themes and jokes as well as swearing. There is also a great lack of Undertale content, proceed at your own risk.
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Polaroid: Papy is the spaghetti god, and Alphys is the "I have people locked in my basement" god
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Me: I WILL LICK THE SWEAT OFF OF MY GOOPY HUSBANDO AND DRINK IT FOR SUSTENANCE
Polaroid: Ew what the fuck
Polaroid: Mango what the hell
Rain: yea wtf mangO-
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Polaroid: Eat your toes
All 7 of them
Rain: i feel like something is missing from that sentence.
Glxtch: Yeah 3 toes
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Glxtch: I need more fliffin sugar hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahaha
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Fish: im going to eat a child
Polaroid: Which child 👀
Fish: any
Polaroid: w h y
Fish: cuz
Fish: I'm gonna throw up
Polaroid: I dont think eating a child will help with that-
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Rain: eat all your toes and eyeballs
how could you forget??
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About some of my friends:
Fish:
-also known as 'Molly'
-probably clinically insane
-probably has a kid buried in her backyard but we don't talk about that
Polaroid:
-loves Lams (Laurens X Hamilton)
-Simps really hard for things
-favorite UT character is Papyrus
Glxtch:
-please don't give them sugar
-Loves Geno and Bendy
-can get really dark
Rain:
-mom friend
-loves Ink and Error
-like, the only one of us with at least one braincell
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Back to quotes
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Me: The fuck kind of drugs was I on at that moment-
Polaroid: You were just tryna fuck noot
Me: But like, I was going on about how I would rub soup on him.
I don't even like soup-
Polaroid: You wanted
¤▪︎Soup sex▪︎¤
Me: T H A T S O U N D S S O W R O N G
Polaroid: Soup sex is normal, dont be ashamed of your iNnEr DesIrEs
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Polaroid: BRO I WAS READING A FANFIC AND MY FAVORITE GINGER BOI JUST WENT AND FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKING SHIT F U C K
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Fish: Stfu you crusty ass lookin bootyhole you be built like a whole ass egg bitch 👁👁
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Fish: Hello people of Sketchers United. I, Fish, have decided to announce that I do in fact love pregnancy. Before I was unsure, but now.... now I am sure that I love it
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Fish: OhHhhH~~~ PiEeeEee~~~~
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Fish: UR SUCH A SKINLESS ASSHOLE
Did you know that our lips and butthole are made of the same material
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Fish: Thanks for not having sex with my knuckles
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Fish: Alright bEt, I get left cheek you get right
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Fish: I can hear clapping, but hes not moving his hands...
Dude I think hes clapping with his butt cheeks
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Fish: Rule 5- lol horse cock
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Polaroid: "I'm black Luke Skywalker"
Fish: THAT WASNT MEEE
Polaroid: SUREEE
Fish: IT WAS MY BROTHERSSS HHHHHHHH PLEASDE
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And that, my friends is the end of these blursed quotes, most of them are from the past 24 hours, but a large amount of fish's quotes are from Polaroid collecting all of the cursed things she says. I hope you enjoyed, I might make chapters similar to this if y'all like it.
- A slightly traumatized Mango
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