I'll be shoving a lot off random headcanons, shitposts, and if you're lucky, mini stories in here. prepare for pain and suffering.
story cover is by me.
Ink: MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL Blue: MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL Dream: WHICH IS REALLY QUITE PLEASANT All: EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL Error: *in the tune of Mama* Excuse me, what the hell?
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Error: "Boyf"? What does that even mean? Ink: *pulls out backpack with "riends" written on it* Error: oh...
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Reaper: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS Fell: CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US Cross: ALL MY FRIENDS, WE'RE GLORIOUS All: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS
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Reaper: *sits on the beach, lonely* Geno: why are you here Reaper: my pet turtle died after I pet it
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*in the middle of a dark forest (not the cake)* Dust: aw man, it's really dark out- Horror: DON'T WORRY I'VE GOT THIS *pulls flashlight out of skull*
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*Lust, sitting behind Horror, scooping soup out of his skull and eating eating it like it was from a bowl*
Nightmare: how did you get into my house
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Ink: I relate to the main character in Hollow Knight Error: but he can't feel- Ink: EXACTLY
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Horror: *has shoved his flashlight into his eyesocket* L A S E R V I S I O N Dust: this does not help our current situation Cross: *jumps out of bush with a chainsaw* HERE'S CROSSY~
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Nightmare: *in front of mirror flexing while in a pink dress* I am so hot
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Killer: my foxgloves are hungry Dust: then feed them Killer: OKAY *picks up Dust and throws them into the flowerbed* FEED MY PRETTIES-
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Horror: yum! This is really good! It's like spicy ranch! Dust: actually it's a sriracha honey lime aioli Horror: like I said! Spicy ranch!
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*Killer and Cross swapped clothing* Killer: IT'S SO HHHOOOTTTTTT Cross: It's too cold~ for you here
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Killer: *blep*
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Reaper: I'M DEAD INSIDE Geno: same Reaper: coffee? Geno: coffee
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Reaper: STARRRRBBUUUUCCCCKKKSSSS- Geno: no Reaper: HHIIIIISSSSSSSSS-
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*a watering can is pouring water into the hole in Horror's head, the water then precedes to leak out of his eyes*
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Horror: you aren't allowed to be a Bad Sans if you're straight. Killer: you have to be gay. Dust: what if I'm bi? Cross: THEN SAY BYE (bi) BYE TO YOUR LIVING PRIVILEGES
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Nightmare: I'm Demisexual. Horror: what does that mean? Nightmare: it means I only want to fuck people I know really well. Killer: you know us really well. Nightmare: was that an invitation? Killer: no-
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(Thanks for reading this, even if it is the horrible ramblings of a sleep deprived fruit)
