Lol googled the incorrect quotes generator and im dying. Here's a few. Tagging
cuz they started this and i feel like I gotta give them credit :)
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Lou: Can I be frank with you guys? Moxy: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help. Ox: Can I still be Ox? Babo: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Lou: You lying, cheating, piece of sh**!
Moxy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Lou: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING OX WITH ME
Babo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lou: Dang it.
Moxy: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Ox: OH MY GOD BABO FELL OFF!!!
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Lou: Moxy, I'm sad.
Moxy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Ox: Babo, I'm sad.
Babo, nodding: mood.
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Lou: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Moxy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ox: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Babo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Wage: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Lou: Nothing in life is free.
Moxy: Love is free!
Ox: Adventure is free.
Babo: Knowledge is free.
Wage: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Lou: Favorite horror movie?
Moxy: It
Ox: Saw
Babo: Annabelle
Wage: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Lou: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Babo: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Wage: In your pantry!
Lou: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Babo: Is your friend here?
Lou, motioning to Moxy: Yeah.
Babo, to Moxy: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Ox: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Ox: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Ox: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Ox, to Babo and Wage: YOU FLIPPING BOOTYHOLES
Babo: YAAAAAAAAY!
Wage: THE PRESTIGE!
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Lou, trying to convince Wage to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Moxy: And loud!
Ox: And grumpy!
Babo: And oblivious to reality!
Wage:
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