Tales of Twisted Madness

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"Carlo! Where are you going?" Sir Edmond asked as soon as he caught up with me. I groaned in annoyance.

Arghhhh! Why is he here? He's supposed to be in his office!

"Sir! I thought you have exam papers to check?" I asked through gritted teeth. I don't want him hanging out with me! I want to witness my magnificent plan all alone. Damn it!

"Oh, I finished earlier than expected. Wanna join me for lunch Carlo?" He asked, smiling. Should I also include him? Nah. It'll be too suspicious if I involved a teacher in my plans.

"Do you really want me to join you sir? You know that the other students don't like it if I'm with you" I told him. Yeah, fuck those losers. Who do they think they are?!

"Oh c'mon Carlo. Don't worry, I'll protect you from them. Besides, you just need to toughen up. Don't let those bullies intimidate you. It's been five months since you've transferred here, so you should already know how to handle them" he said in a carefree manner. Yeah fuck, five months isn't enough to handle those fuckers. And this idiot is making me pissed. Should I also include him? I fcking hate this man.

Together, we entered the cafeteria hall. As soon as I stepped foot inside, everyone snapped their head towards us and glared at me. It looks like I'm a leech sticking beside their favorite teacher.

Fuckers.

We got our plates and started picking foods. I can still feel their gazes. Yeah, just keep on staring. You'll regret making fun of me for the past five months later.

Sir Edmond and I sat on one of the tables facing all of the other tables. Some still kept staring while the others focused on their foods. I began eating.

Sir Edmond engaged me in small talks but I didn't pay any attention. I'm focusing on my grand scheme. I looked at the wall clock. I smirked. Only five seconds left.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

"Cain? Are you ok?"

"N-no---oh sht! I'mma head to the bathroom"

"Cain?!"

"Lailah! What's happening?!"

"Bathroom!"

"Fuck! Sht! Ken! Take me to the bathroom!"

"What is this?!"

I watched in amusement as one by one, each student got up from their seat and ran out of the cafeteria. The confused faces of the others were quite amusing too, but not as amusing as soon as they felt what the others have felt.

Everyone was being noisy, asking each other what was happening. Fools! No one can answer your fcking questions!

Well, except me.

A few minutes later, one student, whom I've hated the most, stopped eating. His face was contorted into an uncomfortable grimace. Pfft! Hahahaha! Oh, how wonderful his face looked. I smirked and went up to him. I changed my expression to a concerned one and asked him very nicely.

"Jin? Are you ok?" I asked with my most concerned voice, but deep inside, I am howling in joy.

"Get out of my way fucker!" And he slapped my face before rushing outside the cafeteria.

Some gasped, some snickered, while others didn't pay any attention. I felt sir Edmond's arms shaking my shoulder.

"Carlo! Are you ok? That Jin! Seriously---"

"Sir Ed! T-the hallway... The hallway!"

One student hysterically called for Ed. And that's where we were hit... With foul smells of human feces.

"Arggghhhh!!!! My stomach!"

"Bathroom! Bathroom!!!!"

"Fuck help me! I can't stand!"

"What the fuck are you doing pulling your pants?!"

"The fcking bathrooms are full! Sht get the fck out of there if you're done fckers!"

"I can't take it anymore..."

" *Sob* T-this is so em-barassing *sob*"

*Splurrrtttt*

*Prrrttt*

*Fffftttttsssss*

"W-what's happening?" Ed asked, in shock. He was covering his nose with his handkerchief.

"C-carlo---arghhh! You stupid bitch!" Ed kicked the female student away from after shitting on his shoes.

Sir Edmond ran outside the cafeteria. He's probably running towards the bathrooms. Pffft! Those are probably full by now.

Satisfied, I sat to where I was sitting just a while ago. I smirked at the sight. Even though the smell is revolting, I find everything very funny.

"S-sir... Sir help m-me...." A voice said behind me. I looked back and saw that it was Gerald. Jin's best friend.

"S-sir C-carlo..."

I smirked.

"Now you're calling me sir Carlo you fcking idiot. Fuck you!" And I kicked him on his face before standing up and leaving the cafeteria.

"Carlo! Where are you going?!" I heard the Dean calling out to me. I gave her the dirty finger before rushing outside.

Well damn that was fun. It was even better than what I did on my last school. Time to transfer to another one I guess. And if I meet new jerks, what should I do next?

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CLRSTNE+

(Inspired by American Vandal)