So, I have this weird habit that I developed when I was in high school. It was just a fleeting thought, until I acted upon it. Wanna know what it is?
Well, I always leave my bedroom window open. Be it day or night, be it me in or out of the house, nakabukas lang ito and I've never even thought of closing it. Well, I don't actually want to close it. I have my reasons ok? At dahil sa habit ko na to, halos mabaliw ang mga kaibigan ko.
They'll always scold me na baka may makapasok sa kwarto ko at kung ano pang gawin sakin yada yada. Stuff like that. And everytime they say that to me, my responses would be:
-Gusto ko kasi ng fresh air. Alam niyo ba na malaki ang carbon footprint ng aircon?
-Black out yata kagabi kaya binuksan ko. Ang init kasi!
-Maganda kasi ang view sa baba. Ang ganda kaya ng backyard namin.
-I want to appreciate what mother nature gave us.
- Gusto kong mag moment. Ano ba!
- Para naman masilayan ng mga kapitbahay yung beauty ko, oh edi magkakajowa na 'ko?
These were some of my ridiculous excuses na hindi pinaniniwalaan ng mga kaibigan ko. But I don't care. They oftentimes ask me kung hindi ba ako natatakot sa mga hayop na nakakapasok na minsan sa loob ng kwarto ko.
Actually, I don't mind really. One time, a lot of different kinds of birds swarmed inside of my bedroom. But I wasn't the least bit worried. I love birds. I love how they fly freely and how their vibrant feathers flutter with each flap of their wings. Their songs filled every corner of my room and I love every tune they make. It makes me feel peaceful. Sobrang nakakarelax talaga kaya hindi ako nagwoworry. Except when one of 'em pooped on my bed. Ugh! Sobrang nainis talaga ako dun dahil pinapapasok ko na nga sila tapos ganun ang igaganti nila sa akin? Aba!
Pero hindi lang naman mga ibon ang pumapasok sa kuwarto ko. Meron ding mga pusa at daga. I love cats, but those are stray cats so I need to be careful in catching them. What if they scratch me diba? Baka kung ano pang sakit ang makuha ko.
And rats... Rats are so fascinating. Yung tipong isa lang muna ang papasok tapos pag the coast is clear na, dadalhin niya agad yung buong pamilya niya. Haha! Natutuwa talaga ako sa tactics ng mga daga eh. But I still have to catch them. Who knows what diseases I might get too.
But, animals are not the only things they fear for me.
'What if may mga magnanakaw, rapist o mamamatay tao?! Anong gagawin mo?!'
Ugh! If I were that lucky. Rats, cats and birds are filling but their meat can only last for at least 2 days. I've only had two prowlers who visited me but that wasn't enough. Hmmm... What if i-try ko kayang i-showcase yung mga valuables ko dito like jewelry and stuff? I'm sure they'll take the bait. And I'll have unlimited supply of meat! At pwede ko rin iyon maihain sa mga clueless kong kaibigan ^O^
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- CLRSTNE+
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