these are all loose chapters but they are all funny, if I say so myself... this is the introduction
interviewer Momo: Good afternoon ladies and gentleman! My name is Momo and I'm your hostess and interviewer! This is my assistent Fluffy - the canibal plant that likes eating things of someone else -
Plant: -chews on someones leg-
Interviewer Momo: He shall help me and eat my furniture and stop my manager from taking over the show. other people that help me are, of course my manager, the man without a name. The security, the camera man whose camera falls of a lot and our public - wises to - We are going to interview celebry! like: Justin Bieber, Tom Felton, Johnny Depp and who ever you want!So make yourself ready! Because we're going for it!
We are bold!
interviewer Momo: is it true you sleep with a teddy bear!
public: gasp!!
Jared Leto: No of course not !!
interviewer Momo: and what is this then -holds his teddy bear up-
We are merciless!
interviewer Momo: I don't like your gay handin the pirates of the Carribean
fan girls: - faint -
Jack Sparrow: -cries-
We are back!
interviewer Momo: admit it you love your brother!
Tom Kaulitz: I love you Bill!
Bill Kaulitz: -is eating popcorn and isn't paying attention-
