Interviewer Momo: THIS IS INTERVIEWING THE FAMOUS AND TODAY IS OUR GUEST , VOLDEMORT FROM HARRY POTTER!
Voldemort: STOP YELLING!
Interviewer Momo: Excuse me. So Voldi. Is it okay if I call you Voldi?
Voldemort: No.
Interviewer Momo: Okay Voldi. Why do really want to kill Harry Potter. Is it because he has a real nose and you don't ?
Voldemort: I have a nose! LOOK!
Interviewer Momo: Please Voldi. Don't yell. My ears hurt, I interviewed Justin Bieber and it still hurts my ears.
Voldemort: Understandabble -drinks his cup of tea- I never get his songs out of my head.
Interviewer Momo: He's starting to take over the world –sigh- But please answer my last question. Why do you want to kill Harry Potter?
Voldemort: Just because –raises his shoulders-
Interviewer Momo: What just because?
Voldemort: Because everybody likes him and doesn't like me! -pouts-
Interviewer Momo: Awww… I like you Voldi!
Voldemort: Really?! –Big sparkling eyes with tears of yoy at the sides-
Interviewer Momo: No.
Voldemort: …
Interviewer Momo: What do you think of Lucius Malfoy?
Voldemort:Good employee.
Interviewer Momo: He is kinda sexy huh?
Voldemort: EWWW.
Interviewer Momo: Whatever psshhh. At least he has hair.
Voldemort: Hello! He totally steals the look of Legolas, of Lord of the Rings!
Interviewer Momo: -remembers that she has to interview Legolas in the future- Yea okay, but still!
Voldemort: No! –holds his hand in front of Momo’s face- Talk to the hand, bitch!
Interviewer Momo: -pouts-
Voldemort: Don't cry…
Interviewer Momo: -gets tears in her eyes-
Voldemort: Momo…
Interviewer Momo: -breaks out in tears- I always try and try to get a serious interview! And they always tease me! And now you say that Lucius is a imitator! –cries, sniffles-
Voldemort: Come on… Don't cry…
Interviewer Momo: You're hurting my feelings! –looks at him with big eyes-
Voldemort: -pats on Momo's back- It's alright –gives a tissue-
Interviewer Momo: -blows nose and gives it Voldemort back -
Voldemort: Eww…
Interviewer Momo: Back to business. So Voldi. Where do you buy your clothe? You always look so fashionable.
Voldemort: Ah! Aberzombie & Ditch of course!
Interviewer Momo: -facepalm-
Voldemort: What?
-Alarm goes off-
Interviewer Momo: Time's up! I think someone set the studio on fire again. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for watching! And thanks Voldemort for being here!
Voldemort: -bows to public-
Publiek: -stare at Voldemort- Where's his nose?
Voldemort: I have a nose!! It's only a little bit flat...
Interviewer Momo: byeee byeeee!
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