Interviewer Momo: Good morning/middday/evening! My name is Momo and I am your hostess! Today I'm interviewing nobody less then Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean!
Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN!
Publiek: -claps-
Jack Sparrow: -bows-
Fan Girls: OMG JACK! JACCKK!!! I WANT YOUR BABIES!
Interviewer Momo: -slaps them away with brooms- So Jack. How are you today on this beautifull day?
Jack Sparrow: I don't know. Where's the rum that you promised me?
Interviewer Momo: GET THE MAN SOME RUM! And bring me some to
Manager: -brings rum-
Jack Sparrow: -drinks- Better!
Interviewer Momo: Good! Well Jack, we hear that you shall return in the 4th movie! How do you feel about that?
Jack Sparrow: Good I think? I'm of course thé Captain Jack Sparrow!
Interviewer Momo: Yes, but you always lose you boat and you always get in touble!
Jack Sparrow: -pouts-
Interviewer Momo: And I don't like that gay hand either
Fan Girls: -faint-
Jack Sparrow: -cries-
Interviewer Momo: Sorry Jack. I didn't know that you were so emotion full...
Jack Sparrow: -cries more-
Interviewer Momo: Forgive me!
Jack Sparrow: If you give me more rum –no tears anymore-
Interviewer Momo: Aight. MORE RUM!
Manager: -comes running with more rum-
Jack Sparrow: Stay coming!
Interviewer Momo: Did you actually feel something for Elizabeth Swan?
Jack Sparrow: Of course not doll, only for you right?? –hiccup-
Interviewer Momo: OEH! –big eyes-
Jack Sparrow: -grins drunk-
Interviewer Momo: I think that I know where I'm going tonight...
Jack Sparrow: are you coming boat riding? –grins drunk again-
Interviewer Momo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I'm sorry but we have to go quick tonight. Time is over –gets it warm-
Jack Sparrow: -stands up drunk and almost falls into public-
Rabbid Fan Girls: JACK!!!!
Interviewer Momo: MINE! –slaps them away- Till the next episode!
Jack Sparrow: -stumbles backstage-
Interviewer Momo: -starts walking away- PUT THAT CAMERA OF! –slaps camera man-
-camera falls of-
