Interviewer Momo: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome by a new episode of, Interviewing the famous! Today is our guest, nobody less than Edward Cullen from Twilight!
Edward Cullen: -looks in front of him emotionless-
Interviewer Momo: -waves hand in front of his face-
Edward Cullen: -doesn’t blink-
Interviewer Momo: So Edward. How is it between Bella and you?
Edward Cullen: Finally! Somebody who asks for MY opinion! GAWD! She complains and she complains and she complains! Do I want to break up with her, does she try to commit suicide. I mean, OMG?! teenager or what?! Damn.
Interviewer Momo: Clearly. So you’re a vampire… a sparkling vampire…
Edward Cullen: Momo, I want to show you something –film scene-
Interviewer Momo: -big sparkling eyes while Edward takes his shirt of and sparkles-
Edward Cullen: I’m a killer Momo…
Interviewer Momo: Fuck it man. You’re more an fairy then something else. –end film music-
Edward Cullen: -makes a lobsided face-
Interviewer Momo: I mean. You’re “perfect” at least people think that of you. All the girls think your awesome, sexy because you’re a vampire YOU”RE NOT A VAMPIRE! vampires don’t sparkle in the sun. THEY DIE IN THE SUN! In the sun, when they go stand in it, it smells like BBQ! Not SHINY SHINY. -end rant-
Edward Cullen: -pouts-
Interviewer Momo: I’m sorry Edward. I know that it’s hard to realise...
Rabbid Edward Fan Girls: DROP DEAD MOMO! STUPID TRAMP! EDWARD IS A REALVAMPIRE!
Interviewer Momo: EDWARD IS A SPRARKLING FAIRY!!!
Edward Cullen: You’re hurting my feelings…
Interviewer Momo: Awww, sorry Edward…
Edward Cullen: -hickups-
Interviewer Momo: -hugs-
Edward Cullen: Now I will suck your bloooood!
Interviewer Momo: You’re a vegatarian… remember?
Edward Cullen: Shit.
Interviewer Momo: Yes… Excactly. But next question. How is it between you and Jacob?
Rabbid Jacob Fan Girls: JACOB IS SEXIER!
Rabbid Edward Fan Girls: NO! EDWARD IS!
Rabbid Jacob Fan Girls: TEAM JACOB, BITCH!
Edward Cullen: It’s okay. Appearently in the film he’s going out with my daughter.
Interviewer Momo: Ewww…
Edward Cullen: Yeah… Little bit wierd…
Interviewer Momo: that’s odd yea…
Edward Cullen: Uh-huh…
Interviewer Momo: What do you think of people that write slash between you and Jacob?
Edward Cullen: What?
Interviewer Momo: You know. Stories about Jacob Black en you. That you’re partners to say it that way.
Edward Cullen: EWW!
Interviewer Momo: -wiggles nervously with her feet-
Edward Cullen: Have you written one then?
Interviewer Momo: NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT! –takes her Edward<3Jacob off from Wattpad-
Edward Cullen: I WANT TO READ IT!
Interviewer Momo: NEVER!!!! –runs away with computers in her hands over the stage-
Edward Cullen: -just keeps sitting-
Interviewer Momo: -flies into the public- AAAHHH!!!
Rabbid Edward & Jacob Fan Girls: KILL MOMO!!!!
Momo’s Manager: I’m sorry ladies and gents. But we have to stop since we have to take Momo to the hospital.
News Reporter: The famous Momo has just been attacked by a group of wild fangirls that claim that Momo hurted Edwards feelings. She’s been attacked very badly and she’s wounded. She has to be taken to the hospital where she’ll get out of tiptop, if the Rabbid Fan Girls don’t come after her. Over and out.
