Interviewer Momo: OH MY GAWD! WELCOME LADIES AND GENTS AT A NEW EPISODE OF INTERVIEWING THE FAMOUS! Today is our guest, nobody less than the incredibly sexy but inbelievably gay; ADAM LAMBERT!
Adam Lambert: -waves to public-
Bill Kaulitz Fans: COPY-CAT!
Interviewer Momo: -throws shoe at them-
Bill Kaulitz Fans: Isn’t that Bill’s prada shoe?
Adam Lambert & Momo: -facepalm-
Interviewer Momo: So Adam Lambert. Because of American Idols you became famous. Is that because of your sexapeal or your voice?
Adam Lambert: I hope that it’s my voice…
Interviewer Momo: Well too bad, it’s because your sex-apeal.
Adam Lambert: -pouts-
Interviewer Momo: But you can also sing good! Well, many Tokio Hotel fans say that your stealing Bill Kaulitz’s style. What do you think of that?
Adam Lambert: Is Bill gay than?
Interviewer Momo: -cough- seems so –chokes-
Bill Kaulitz Fans: -want to kill Momo-
Adam Lambert: I just have my own style… Maybe I look like Bill, but it wasn’t meant that way. He’s incredibly sexy I have to admit.
Tom Kaulitz: -sit in public and growls- MINE!
Interviewer Momo: QUIET TOM!
Rabbid Fan Girls: -kidnap Tom-
Interviewer Momo: But don’t worry Adam, I won’t let anything happen to you!
–puts a superman suit on-
-superman music goes off-
Adam Lambert: THANK GOD ITS SUPER MOMO! –drama scene-
Interviewer Momo: Well than! Adam. Are you sure your gay?
Adam Lambert: Yes?
Interviewer Momo: Damn… -Already had wedding plans in mind-
Adam Lambert: Why?
Interviewer Momo: Because… Because… Where did you get that jacket from? It’s so cute!
Adam Lambert: -starts a whole story about shops-
Interviewer Momo: -thinks: Gawd, he talks more than a woman!... I think I’m in love!-
Adam Lambert: And then there where a lot of sparkling vampires
Interviewer Momo: WHAT?!
Adam Lambert: Weren’t you listening? –offended-
Interviewer Momo: Of course I was, I’m sorry Adam! Forgive me! –cries-
Adam Lambert: Awww, don’t cry, then your make-up will run out –wipes tears away-
Interviewer Momo: -carefully bends to him and wants to kiss him-
Adam Lambert: -Thinks: Hmm… She smells like popcorn-
Bill Kaulitz: -sits at home searching popcorn-
Overly Obsessed Adam FanBOY: HE’S MINE! WHORE!
Publiek: -GASP!-
Interviewer Momo: -is thrown in the public where many haters sit- AAHHH!!
Adam Lambert: I’m coming to save you Momo! Wait no sorry, never mind I could breaka nail...
Interviewer Momo: HELP MEEE!!!!
Adam Lambert: Well, because Momo can’t say it because she’s getting murdered at the moment. I’ll say it for her! Till the next apisode ladies and gents! Especially the gents –fat wink-
Camera Man: -seduced by the sexy charmes from Adam-
Interviewer Momo: -climbs on the back of the camera man and takes him with her while they half get murdered-
-Camera falls on the ground and gets broke-
