interviewer Momo: hello ladies and gentlemen! Today is our guest, nobody less than one of the Kaulitz brothers, Tom Kaulitz!
public:-quiet-
interviewer Momo: From Tokio Hotel! You gotta know them... 3 years ago everyone loved them...
public:-claps-
Tom Kaulitz:-smiles to public-
interviewer Momo: So Tom. To the point. How is it with you band?
Tom Kaulitz: Good of course, We are releasing a best of soon!
interviewer Momo:Good good...And... How is your brother, Bill?
Tom Kaulitz: Good, very good.
interviewer Momo: Good...Uhm...
Tom Kaulitz: what?
interviewer Momo: Well look. There are many photo's of you guys, sexy photo's to say it that way on the internet
Tom Kaulitz: Uhm... I don't get it?
interviewer:- lets see a photo of Tom and Bill kissing-
public:- LE GASP!-
Tom Kaulitz: That photo is manipulated! Dumbdumb...
interviewer Momo: It's Momo, Tomtom. But don't you feel anything for your brother?
Tom Kaulitz: Of course I do! I love my brother. Just not in such a dirty way.
interviewer Momo: Ah-ha...Are you sure?
Tom Kaulitz: Yes...?
interviewer Momo: Admit it! You love your brother!
Tom Kaulitz: Okay okay!!! I love you Bill!
Bill Kaulitz:-sits in public eating popcorn and isn't paying attention-
Tom kaulitz: -pouts-
interviewer Momo:- throws shoe at Bill-
Bill Kaulitz: HEY THOSE ARE MY PRADA SHOES!
interviewer Momo: YOUR BROTHER JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU!
Tom Kaulitz: don't you love me Bill? -cries-
Bill Kaulitz: Damn and they say I'm gay -mumble-
interviewer Momo: I'll come back at that later...
Tom Kauitz: -pours his heart out-
interviewer Momo: you are making my stage wet dude! BE A MAN!
Tom Kaulitz: HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!
interviewer Momo: Ladies and gentleman we are taking a break!
-commercial-
-stupid fabric softener commercial-
-end commercials-
interviewer Momo: And we're back! Tom, how do you look at Twincest?
Tom Kaulitz: Aren't that those stories where Bill and i are... dirty?
interviewer Momo: You should know...-sighs softly-
Tom kaulitz: I think they're kinda sexy actually
interviewer Momo: -face palm-
Tom kaulitz: What?
interviewer Momo: Ladies and gentleman, I'm sorry but it's time already! Thanx Tom Kaulitz for your visit and till the next time! Bye!
Tom Kaulitz: -waves to public-
Rabit 12 year old girls: OMG Tom!!! -run to him-
Tom Kaulitz: SAVE ME BILL!
Bill kaulitz:-walks away with his popcorn-
Tom Kaulitz: HEEELLPP!! -gets dragged away by rabbit 12 year old girls-
interviewer Momo: what happens after this can't be shown to the public
-camera turns of-
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