A Little Spark...

Chapter 3

a/n: this is literally based 99% off of a conversation me and my friend had when we shut down for covid and we lost our minds the first day of quarantine

Within your first week of the new high school, your class had already shut down for quarantine. So once again, online school was a thing. Thankfully, the first two periods were canceled (for some reason) so you were able to procrastinate and do absolutely nothing. The news came around that your fellow classmates who sat next to you apparently all got covid. So your chances of having covid were high.

Being in quarantine was decent. It was like a 4-star hotel, not 5-star due to a lack of a bathroom in your room. But good thing was that you had food sent up to you, people avoiding you, able to stay in your room.

A few days ago, at the start of quarantine, you friended Ranboo on discord, to which he accepted.

"Hello!" Ranboo greeted you when you joined the call. "How are you feeling?"

"Like a plastic bag," you responded while vibing to Fireworks on loop.

"Did you get your lunch yet?"

"Yeah. I got it in the middle of class."

"I got mine in a lunchbox and all my veggies are at the bottom."

You burst into laughter at the word "veggies".

"Veggies," you mocked. 

"What? Why are you laughing at the word veggies?" Ranboo asked, starting to laugh simply because you were laughing.

"I don't know."

"My veggies are hot."

You started snickering.

"No! Not that way! Temperature-wise."

"Oh yeah, definitely. I have my veggies in a separate bowl."

"What is it?"

"It's cucumber," you said, tilting the bowl so Ranboo could see the contents. "I finished it mainly."

"I thought it was celery or something."

"Oh shit," you said, immediately setting the bowl down. "The cucumber juice went on my computer. I need to take off the case. Don't you dare laugh at that, Ranboo."

"You need to fix your wording. Cucumber juice?" Ranboo was clutching his stomach in laughter. "What is that wording?"

"How else am I supposed to say it? I can say it many ways yet still, your dirty mind will surface."

Ranboo paused. "I just stabbed my fork down to pick up my food and the middle two prongs just snapped off."

"Wait, show me."

Ranboo lifted his plastic fork in front of his webcam. 

"Oh wow. Buffbo."

"Ew. Never call me that. Never." Ranboo shook his head. 

"It reminds me of the word buffalo somehow."

"The one time I needed my fork instead of a spoon. And I break the fork. Sad."

"This apple is too juicy," you said randomly, stabbing the apple with a fork.

Ranboo stared at his screen for a moment, trying to contain his laughter. Seeing his face made you burst into laughter followed by Ranboo.

"What? You said that too happily."

"But it's the truth," you shrugged.

"Unfortunately."