"Hey DriStA," you mocked.
"HElLo Lyra," Drista mocked back.
"How was your first class of high school?" you asked.
"OH MA GAWD. Horrible."
"Why?"
"Dream, George, and Sapnap decided to film some sort of video right when I was halfway through the class, so when I unmuted myself to talk, I had to practically pray that they didn't start screaming. They still are filming," Drista said.
"Really?"
"Yeah, wait." You heard Drista fumble with the door and walk towards Dream's room. "Here listen," she whispered.
"OH GEORGEEEEEEE!" Dream yelled.
"It's me! Oh SAPNAP!" Sapnap yelled from downstairs.
"OH SAPNAPPP!" Dream yelled.
"See?" she whispered as she walked back to her room.
"That IS loud. Poor Sapnap. Must be heartbroken," you commented.
"Yeah."
"How was your day then?"
"Not bad. But oh- a couple of days ago..."
Flashback
"Where's Tommy?"
"I think he's in the bathroom still."
"He's been there for a while."
"Let's check on him."
You stood up with Ranboo and Tubbo and headed to the bathroom. You knocked on the door. "You alright in there Tommy?"
"Uh, guys?" Tommy said from inside.
Tubbo opened the door.
Inside, Tommy is sitting on the bathroom floor, covered in sweat, elbow-deep in the toilet, with the Minecraft armor for an eight-year-old kid still on. There was water around the toilet.
Tommy stared at you guys deep in the eye. "Look, this isn't my proudest moment. But...uh...you guys mind helping though?"
"What the fuck...?"
"You want us, to help you, who is digging-"
"I'm not digging. I'm unclogging. I'm just literally saving my own shit to like... sell on Ebay or something."
"Tommy, I'm gonna need to stop letting you use the toilet now. You practically clog it everything," Tubbo said.
"Buy a fucking plunger. It'll be a good investment," Tommy retorted.
"Bring one yourself. I"m not gonna buy one just because you keep clogging the toilet whenever you stop by."
End of Flashback
"Oh wow," Drista said.
"I know right."
"I can only imagine the amounts of soap he had to put on his hands after that."
"He was whining about there not being enough soap and disinfectant in the world to clean his hands."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH," Dream yelled from the background.
"Jeez, that was loud. I would be surprised if your eardrums aren't ruptured by the end of the day."
"Have mercy on me," Drista mumbled. "Well, I have to go prepare for my next class now."
"Alright. Wish you the best of luck for your ears."
*Time skip*
Unable to sleep, you sat on the couch editing a video. Tubbo was doing whatever he normally did somewhere. You heard the door open. Tubbo came in.
"Hello, Lyra."
"Hey, Tubbo."
"What are you doing right now?"
"Editing. I couldn't sleep."
"Is Ranboo sleeping?"
"Yeah."
You heard blankets shuffle. You looked towards the bed. Ranboo suddenly started screaming and banging the wall with his fist. He let out a string of curses.
"Uhh, Ranboo?" you asked, concerned.
Tubbo stood confused before walking towards Ranboo. "Hey, Ranboo?" Tubbo said as he tried to get Ranboo's attention.
Ranboo turned around and stared at him dead in the eyes. He raised his hands up and in a loud voice said, "Welcome ladies and gentlemen!"
Tubbo took a few steps back from surprise.
Ranboo turned back to the wall and resumed his screaming and banging. "IT FEELS LIKE A THOUSAND GLOVES!"
You stood up from the couch and made your way towards Ranboo as well.
Ranboo got back onto his bed and started shaking a lot.
"Uhhh."
"You don't think this is some sort of seizure right?" Tubbo asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ranboo yelled before resuming his sleep like nothing ever happened.
"I don't know. Maybe some sort of night terror."
"I wonder what he's dreaming about."
"Some sort of show I'm guessing. A horror one."
"You think he will remember doing this?"
"I don't think so. But I think he will pay for it later. His voice will be hoarse and all that."
"Serves him right for not sleeping enough."
"Says the person who barely sleeps at all."
*Time skip*
"AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK!" you yelled as you burst into the room Ranboo was streaming in.
"Huh? Wait a moment chat." Ranboo turned around. "What's wrong?"
"I-I'm a- I'm officially a big content creator... I guess with thousands of fan fics made of me."
Ranboo was confused.
"You-you told me about W-Wattpad right?"
"Oh," Ranboo said, already knowing where this was going.
"So I made an account and searched my name."
"Uh-huh..."
"I...I saw stuff. Cringy stuff."
"Oh."
"You got any holy water?"
"Don't think so..."
"TUBBOOOOOOO!" you yelled as you went into the kitchen. "MIND HELPING ME BOIL SOME WATER!?!?"
a/n: i found this in my notes from a long time ago. 5 months ago to be exact. time flies
*Time skip*
"What in the world are you laughing like a maniac about-" you asked. "Why is your hand covered in - is that nacho cheese?"
"He ordered like 6 packs of nacho cheese jars, 12 bags of tortilla chips, 5 pounds of gummy worms, a box of little cereal treat blue square stuff, and like some of those cheese crackers," Tubbo said in a bored tone.
"HEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEHEHHE. AHAHHAHAHAH," Ranboo said, still laughing at his phone.
"And he wonders why he is sick."
"Ahhh," Ranboo said, slightly calming down before resuming his fit of laughter.
"Ever watch those taffy compilations and be like 'If I ate all of that I would literally die. That slab of sugar can be my downfall.' That is exactly what I feel like right now," Ranboo said shoving some gummy worms into his mouth.
You just stared at Ranboo, confused as to what the fuck was going on.
YOU ARE READING
A Little Spark...
FanfictionEDITED AND COMPLETE FOR NOW You were walking in your neighborhood when you suddenly find something that would bring much more than kindness. (Platonic, I don't want to sexualize minors) If read anywhere other than Wattpad, it is stolen.
