"This is the hill I'll die on," Ranboo panted, dragging one foot ahead of the other.
"We aren't even hiking a hill. We are literally walking to the nearby park which is like 2 blocks away. Besides, there's no major change in elevation."
Ranboo stared at you for a moment.
"Ohhh, Alec Benjamin reference?" you asked.
"Took you long enough. Guess you're not as smart as you think."
"Hey!"
"Some use a rifle, some use a Bible, and I use and Ranboo youtooz. Pogchamp."
You laughed at the reference.
~Flashback~
"YOooOOOOOooOOO! It broke the PC!"
"Now I've learned to never bring a knife to a gunfight but instead bring a Ranboo youtooz."
~End of Flashback~
"Are we there yet?" Ranboo asked for the millionth time in just that one minute.
You rolled your eyes. "You sound like a 4-year-old."
"What are your opinions on 4-year-olds?"
"Annoying, loud, obnoxious, no manners, no filters, uh, can be ok sometimes...but mostly demons..."
"Ok so bad views. That's not good."
'Look! A cat!" you whispered excitedly, pointing at a stray cat walking through the neighborhood. "It's black and white too. Ranboo's a little meow meow," you teased.
"Don't," Ranboo glared.
"I'm naming that cat Mr. Boo by the way. Or maybe Catboo. Or, or Rancat. Naw, that sounds like a raincoat for some reason. It's just sitting there in one place, like you."
"Am not a cat. Besides, I do move."
"Not true."
"Now are we there?"
"Nice way to change the subject little 4-year-old."
*Time skip*
"Yo! Wait, no. Wait," you said, turning up the radio volume.
"What am I waiting for?" Ranboo asked.
"Aw, man. I thought it was Revenge."
"Revenge is literally a parody of this song."
"Side to side...This task's a grueling one..." you said singing the lyrics of Revenge instead.
Ranboo let out a sigh. "Should you be sounding like a dead chicken?"
You stopped your singing and glared at Ranboo. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got 5 fingers, and the middle one's for you." You flipped Ranboo off.
"Woah, Woah, Woah. I can do that too," Ranboo said, using his free hand that wasn't needed for driving to flip you off.
"Ahh! No! Not again! The angel has cursed at me! Are you really gonna flip me off like every month now?"
"Maybe. Your day isn't complete if you didn't receive a Ranboo middle finger."
*Time skip*
"Breaking news, there's someone in Wyoming who bought my merch," Ranboo said.
"Wait really?" You walked over to see Ranboo's screen.
"Yeah, look."
"And to think seven months ago, Wyoming didn't even know you existed."
"It's been that long? Damn."
"Your milestone of streaming for a year is coming up."
"It seemed like yesterday," Ranboo said, fake sniffing and wiping his totally existent tears out of his eyes. "Imma tell TikTok."
*Time skip*
"You literally have a pair of pants right here."
"Really? No that's my pajamas."
"What are your pajamas doing in the living room?"
"Because I am an unorganized person."
"I've seen you stream in pajamas."
"That was because I didn't have face cam on. That is something I can get away with. I can stream nude if I wanted to."
"Eww. Please don't."
*Time skip*
"Website's down."
"Already?"
"Yeah. It won't add to bag for some."
"This is not supposed to happen. It's one of the biggest merch companies there is."
*Time skip*
"Do you want me to grab your jeans?"
"They're all washing."
"They're dry."
"Actually?"
"Yeah."
"I'm gonna kill something now."
*Time skip*
"Can you buy me some?"
"You're literally getting some for free."
"Really?"
"You filled out the form right?"
"Oh shit. Procrastination wins once again."
filler chapter cuz im practically brain dead and broke
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A Little Spark...
Fiksi PenggemarEDITED AND COMPLETE FOR NOW You were walking in your neighborhood when you suddenly find something that would bring much more than kindness. (Platonic, I don't want to sexualize minors) If read anywhere other than Wattpad, it is stolen.
