My Independence Day is going GrEaT. I mean, who doesn't want a neighbor having a party with some music playing in the background at full blast till 3 am, then have the fireworks just never let you sleep again. So now I'm practically sleep-deprived. Correction: I am sleep-deprived. It sounds like ww3 outside. So yeah. AmAzInG.
WHY ARE LITTLE KIDS SO ENERGETIC. MY SISTER HAS BEEN OUTSIDE LIKE MULTIPLE TIMES, JUST RUNNING AROUND FOR A FULL HOUR, AND IM JUST EXHAUSTED. IM PRETTY SURE THIS PLAYGROUND THAT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE DOESN'T HELP WITH THE PROBLEM EITHER.
"Finally, the day you guys leave," Dream muttered.
You flicked Dream at the back of his head. "I heard that."
"Ow..." Dream whined.
"I'm getting something to eat."
"Get me something to drink."
You turned around. "Why?"
"Because you're closest?"
You stayed silent.
"I'll let you...um...do whatever you want...?"
You stared at Dream.
"For an hour?"
You continued your one-way staring contest.
"Fine, a day?"
You stayed silent before answering, "What do you want, we have tea, water, milk, juice, coke, spiders, coffee, beer, and a smoothie. Wouldn't advise the smoothie though because who knows what Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo added in that."
"...spiders??" Dream asked as he furrowed his brows.
"Alright, spiders it is," you smirked, grabbing the closest edible thing you could find.
"Wait...that's not what I meant!"
"What's this about spiders? And...where are you going?" Sapnap asked you as he came downstairs.
"Nowhere," you responded.
"Why do you have a box of...cheerios in your hand?" Sapnap asked, confused.
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cause I'm not hungry?" you sarcastically responded. "By the way, Dream, try frying the spiders before you eat them."
You started walking upstairs and heard whispers between Dream and Sapnap.
"Eww, you want to eat spiders?" Sapnap raised his voice.
"NOOO!" Dream argued.
"You're so disgusting Dream," Sapnap said as he rolled his eyes before heading back towards the stairs where Dream was standing. "GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY FACE DREAM. I'M TRYING TO WALK UPSTAIRS AND YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY, YOU IDIOT. AND I'M NOT LOOKING AT THE STEPS JUST BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR ASS IS RIGHT THERE!"
"IT'S...IT'S," Dream attempted to say before collapsing into wheezes.
"Don't you dare say that word Dream."
"Juicy."
"I hate you."
"Fine! Succulent."
Sapnap pushed Dream out the way. "That does no better!"
"Moist?"
"Fuck off."
*Time skip*
"Goodbye now," Dream waved.
The plan now was to catch a plane to the UK, learn "proper English" (this was targeted at you and Ranboo), take a train ride around England, sleep a few nights on the sleeper train, and return to London. Completely unnecessary, but imagine trying to calm down an excited Tubbo.
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A Little Spark...
Fiksi PenggemarEDITED AND COMPLETE FOR NOW You were walking in your neighborhood when you suddenly find something that would bring much more than kindness. (Platonic, I don't want to sexualize minors) If read anywhere other than Wattpad, it is stolen.
