John winston lennon here, i would just like to apologize for that first chapter. You see, I am actually an esteemed gentleman, and I do NOT drink piss. Don't worry I also didn't eat that baby. Anyways, the Beatles are bigger than jesus. And no I am not talking about popularity, we all have enormous schlongs. Most people know me for my hit song super freak but actually i didn't write that, it was prince. So please stop sending me fanmail calling me a superfreak and writing fanfiction about me being a freak because I did not write the song and I do NOT want to lick Paul McCartney's balls. Now i will describe a recurring dream i have:
I am a frog and I like to eat bugs. Peter tork from the monkees grabs me by the tongue and slams me onto a rock. He chops off my head and attaches it to a cross. He says all hail frog jesus (freesus christ) and then he throws the cross into a moving river and I become reincarnated as a bottle of pepto bismol.
Should I see a psychiatrist about this? Also, I have been taking meds and now I am no longer a queen fan.
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