john lennon's diary (DO NOT TOUCH)

poopoo time

Greetings. I am Gregory Heffley! Just kidding! It's me! John lennon! (Diary of a Wimpy kid happens to be my favorite novel). Today i did a really big poop and it was very stinky. I wanted to eat it , but you can't eat poop:( I know this because one time my favorite uncle had a taste of his caca, but he had a stroke and died from it). I was reading my favorite magazine earlier, "girls life" and I found out that my celebrity crush Paul Rudd is getting married to Nicki Minaj! I'm very sad about this but at least they will be happy :( 

p.s 

I want to kill Nicki Minaj