When your teacher says something that makes you want to fangirl really hard, for example: "mahogany" or "Jasper" or "Ilea", and when you do fangirl, it's like you're spazzing and your classmates look at you like you're crazy.
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When I fangirl I literally cannot breathe, and I get extremely excited.
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My friends already think I'm crazy, and I'm here to enforce it.
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Fangirling;
when shortness of breath, fainting, highpitched and unhumanly noises, hyperventilation, shaking, endless blogging, sleeping late at night, spazzing, etc. occurs as a reaction to practically anything.
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Mom: aren't you going to cry when your favorite celebrity gets married?
Me: well, yeah, probably, since I'll be the one walking down the isle with them.
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Mom: so, why is he your favorite?
Me: -cracks knuckles-
Me: -stretches-
Me: -turns off lights-
Me: -pulls down projector-
Me: -opens up PowerPoint-
Me: allow me to tell you a thing or two about him.
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Mom: why can't you be a normal person and go outside and hang out with friends and drink and do drugs?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: yeah never mind go read or do whatever you do.
Me: -goes back to reading-
YOU ARE READING
Headcanons? Headcanons
FanfictionA way to express my distress over books through comedy, angst, and headcanons.
