I hope that you get stabbed in the eye with the sharp part of Katniss' Mockingjay pin.
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Fuck you for not knowing who Uriah is.
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Fuck Disney for turning the Katniss braid into the Elsa Braid.
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You should get demon pox.
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Hope your eyes bleed out of your sockets.
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I hope your OTP doesn't work out.
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Cassie Clare made the right decision in calling humans mundane. They truly are boring.
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You're the shuckiest shuck-face shuck I've ever met!
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You pansycake!
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I wish that you'd eat nightlock, god!
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I hope that you get put in the Hunger Games
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Not even a Dementor would kiss you.
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