Watching horror movies alone during a thunderstorm is not a good idea. I realized this the hard way.
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When you realize that Gray Fullbuster and Levy McGarden's ship name is Gravy. Gravy.
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Me first reading The Mortal Instruments:
Jace . . . Jace must be short for Jason . . .
Hmm... never mind.... Jace isn't short for Jason . . . It's short fOR JONATHAN FUCKING CHRISTOPHER
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When your pants suddenly turn alive and abduct the guy of your dreams because they're jealous.
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In 20 years or something, our children will have surveys like:
Which books have you read? Please circle the ones you have.
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
Twilight
Please circle which ship you like the most
Peeta x Katniss
Magnus x Alec
What do you like better?
Blue soda or steak
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Imagine going out with Fred or George and passing them in the hallway.
You don't know whether you should politely say hi to them, or to hug them tight.
So, in the end, you do this weird, hi and half hug thing.
And when you and the twins are back in the Gryffindor commons, he just clears this throat awkwardly and is like: "Uh, Y/N, what was that, back there in the hallway? That weird hug, like you just had this weird spasm thing?"
And you can't help but blush and look away embarrassedly.
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Guys, what if...
In their first year of Hogwarts, what if Draco was actually in love with Hermoine? He told his dad this accidentally, when he realized that it didn't matter whether you are Muggleborn or Pure-blood. His dad beat him for thinking that way and for falling in love with a Muggleborn, or a Mudblood, as Lucius called it. After that, after that fall break, he was afraid, and started to 'hate' the trio, especially Hermoine. He just wanted to tell everyone that it didn't matter who you are, and who you want to be.
But he was afraid.
He'd pass the trio in the hallway, and when Harry thought he was glaring, he was actually deep in consideration, his gaze following Hermoine and her brown hair.
"I love you," he'd mouth before shooting them a fake glare and scowl, in fear that anyone would see.
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