When you forget the book you're currently reading at school.
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Mom, Dad, it's not just a book.
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When a bookstore has all the books in the series...
EXCEPT THE FIRST ONE.
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When you don't have a bookmark and you forget what page you were on.
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When your friend doesn't get your fandom joke/reference. (They should really die in a hole called Hell.)
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No, hell is not hot. It's cold.
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Please don't bother me. I'm reading.
------Cliffhangers. Must I say more?
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Bent/cracked/weird spines.
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SPOILERRRR! MUSTVE READ BLOOD OF OLYMPUS
Realizing that Leo is dEAD TO THE OTHERS.
K SPOILER DONE
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Don't talk trash with me that's Blackjack and Arion's job
YOU ARE READING
Headcanons? Headcanons
أدب الهواةA way to express my distress over books through comedy, angst, and headcanons.