Imagine Leo flirting with Hazel in front of Frank because - well, because Leo was unexpectedly attracted to Hazel. As a revenge, in the middle of the night, Frank shifted into a little spider and crawled into Leo's cabin and crawled up onto his sleeping body. He walked all over Leo and prodded him with a hairy leg until the boy woke up, staring at the spider with wide eyes. Leo screamed.
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Imagine Tobias trying to flirt with Tris.
Oh wait.
He already has.
When he was DRUNK.
YOU LOOK GOOD, TRIS..
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Alec trying to flirt with Magnus
Alec trying to dress better for Magnus
Alec trying to be seductive for Magnus
Alec flirting with Magnus
Alec flirting with Magnus
Unimaginable.
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Flirting with Peeta:
Peeta: *casually burns bread and gives it to Katniss*
Peeta: here Katniss this is the only thing that I can give you
Peeta: it's burnt but
Peeta: i love you.
Katniss:
Peeta:
Katniss:
Peeta:
Katniss: fuck you *runs away with burnt bread*
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Miles and Alaska.
Imagine Miles hitting on Alaska and Miles being like:
Miles: Heya Alaska, how's it going?
Alaska: good. wanna smoke a cigarette with me?
Miles: yeah okay. *wraps arm around Alaska*
Alaska: what're you doing?
Miles: u-uh... you have nice boobs?
Alaska: *slaps*
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So, in general, flirting never goes well.
Ever.
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