Headcanons? Headcanons

Officially Phan Trash.

because that's who i am now.

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Just a reminder to all you people who ship two rEAL LIFE PEOPLE that those people have access to all the fanfiction, ship edits, and etc. you have posted on the Internet. So keep on posting, my fellow shippers! ;)

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When one of your friends is like "i ship these two" and you ship the same two people and you're just like

"welcome to the club"

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Imagine your OTP having an argument and it basically happens like this:

Person 1: *screams and shouts*
Person 2: *screams and shouts back*
Person 1: *screams even more*
Person 2: IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, IDIOT.
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2: shit.

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When you think a character is really attractive and you're just like

"MARRY ME"

"NO WAIT MARRY THEM!"

[ credit to original maker :) ]

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Thanks to everyone out there who put all that time and effort making fanfiction, fanart, and fan merchandise because honestly, the where would the world be without you guys? Oh I know where. In the hellish place called the Real World.

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Do you ever see your notp and you're just like

No

No

No

No

NO it's cALLED A NOTP FOR A REASON.

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The reason why fangirls can never choose only one book or one favorite character is because there are so any that we fangirls love and enjoy and it's impossible to only choose between one book or character.

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HARRY POTTER

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Headcanon au where Dumbledore is a badass that rides a motorcycle, Hagrid is a nice, small man whose pink umbrella is more for protecting his pale skin from the sunlight than anything, and Harry Potter is  just a normal boy with a lightning scar on his forehead. And Hogwarts is still the same. But the Hogwarts express is not a train, but a restaurant based off of Hogwarts.

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Imagine Draco taking off his clothes for the first time in his 6th year of Hogwarts because he needs to change in front of his friends, and they're all surprised to find that his thin and short chest and belly hair is actually blond, except for this one Slytherin, who know it all along, and they have a smug expression on their face as they say, "Pay up, everyone, I was right!" And Draco has no idea what they're doing, but everyone else is grumbling and searching their pockets for a galleon.

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Honestly I think the Hogwarts history of the Marauders is one of the funnest things you could ever write about, like JK Rowling gave us like nothing about their Hogwarts life, except for a few main details, so the rest we can basically fill in all by ourselves.

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Harry Potter's scar is not the shape of a lightning bolt, but is instead the hand motion of the spell Avada Kedavra, which is in coincidentally shaped like a lightning bolt.