[timeskip]
trump pov:
3 days had gone since he got railed by daddi billi 😍
trump went onto his computer to look for trips to north korea for him and bill. he knew maybe his besti kim could give them a nice place to stay 🤩
trump then noticed a note on his desk along with a thermometer.
'just in case!! 😜😜😜🥰🥰😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊🤫🤫😊😊😉😉😍😍😘😘😛😋😋😏😏🤞🤞🤞😁😁' the note said.
trump found out the thermometer was actually a pregnancy test! silly trump 🤪🤪
after peeing on it with his -2 inches, trump found out he was gonna have baby trumpet 😍😰
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trump was scared.
trump was very scared.
he thought about getting an abortion but he was afraid of vacuums.
he pressed his soda button.
bill came up, soda in hand. trump still thought he looked smexy asf, but was too sad and mad to say or do anything, including him :////////////////////////////////////////////////
"hey bby boy 😏🥵" said bill said seductively.
"give me my diet coke, bill." trump said distantly.
"ooo is someone still tireddddd from daddi bills moves 😏😏😏"
"GIMME MY COKE" said trump snatching the beverage from bill's hand.
bill looked struck.
"babe is there something wrong-"
"get out of my office." trump said through gritted teeth.
"cheeto-"
"I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE BILL" trump yelled, instantly regretting his words and tone.
"oh.. i see........"
"bill-" trump said desperately but it was too late. bill had left.
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trump x bill nye: truest love
Fanfictionbill nye, just a man who used to live at a farm and then became a scientist meets trumpet. they fall for each other but things keep tearing the drippy scientist and big brain president apart...................
