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bill pov:

what started out as a good day was turning out to be a bad one.

bill was sad.

so sad that he had to leave again. so, he bought plane tickets to alaska 🤪

since the flight only left the next day, bill ran away from the white house and went back to his condo.

trump pov:

trump had never felt worse in his life.

both emotionally ad physically.

he had hurt daddi bill, and now his tum tum hurt :( 

wait a minute, that means the bebéëęêėē's coming! trump thought to himself.

[timeskip]

after helicoptor #19 brought him to the hospital, trump was having contractions every 3 minutes.

"PUSHHHHH" the nurse told him.

"IM TRYINGGGNAGHHHHHHHHHH"

"ONE MORE TIME" the nurse yelled

"YAHHHHNNNNNNN"

"oh my goodness, what a beautiful child!" the nurse said.

"c-c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-can i s-s-s-s-s-s--see?" trump asked 

"shore 🥰" the nurse answered

as trumpet help his baby, it started singing!

"and😡i😜was🥣like😍baby👴🏼baby👺baby😏oh🤑" baby bieber sang.

trump was so scared by baby bieber he threw him accross the room 🤩

baby bieber exploded into a ray of light and disappeared.

"heehee" said a voice.

trump was now confused 😕

"HEEHEE" the voice said louder.

trumpet looked outside his window to see micheal jackson's face in the sun 😱😱😱😱

"HEEHEE" the voice said once again.

trump fell to the ground, unconscious.

[timeskip]

bill pov: 

it was now the next day 🤪

bill got onto the plane, heading to alaska. 

still feeling brocken from the breakup, he put on his in my feels playlist.

"ahundred💯bad😕days😍make👴🏼ahundred😤good🤩stories😟ahundred👺good🤌stories😏make🪂me😫intresting🤧at😰parties😜"  bill sang teary eyed, trying to cheer himself up. 

the flight attendant came to his row. "would you mind keeping it down sir?" she asked. 

bill fell in love. "s-s-s--s-s-ss--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sure.." he answered. the flight attendant smirked. "the names ellen. ellen degeneres." "my names bill nye. bill nye the science guy." "well until we meet again, bill nye." ellen said winking.

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