Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Shitpost 2

Part 2 of "Shitpost"
Everyone ran to there rooms in this fucking nightmare of a school as Makoto began to chase me down. I ran down the hallway screaming bloody murder as Makoto held his giant ass nuke. "HEHEHEH! YOU THOUGHT YOU COUPD ESCAPE ME, E GIRL!" Makoto got in front of me and prepared to launch the nukes. "BUT MY IQ FOR YOU WAS TOO HIGHHHHH-"

I looked at him with a blank face, pulled out pepper spray and sprayed his eyes. "NO! THATS WRONG!" I shouted as he writhed in agony on the floor, I ran and stole the nuke he had. Makoto somehow managed to follow me and Monokuma came with, "Heheh.. Monokuma is my ally! ITS OFFICIAL, BITCH! WERE STARTING WAR!"

"Oh cool, you got a furry to work with you? Is he gonna fucking uwu my ass to hell or-" "SHUT UP! THIS IS WAR YOU MARY SUE SON OF A BITCH!" Monokuma yelled. "Bitch, your the one who executed 90% of my friends. Your also the one who ended the entire fucking wo-" "S-SHUT UP!" Monokuma covered my mouth with his hand.

The next day, it was an entire fucking war zone.

Bullets were being fired, Makoto called me a gosh darn meanie head, and Chihiro was still injured in her arm. "MAN DOWN MAN DO- I-I MEAN WOMAN DOWN!" Mondo shouted as Chihiro got fucking shot in her tent by Junko. Yeah apparently Junko was the mastermind, dont question it.

Aoi shot Monokuma with her rifle in his leg, but he shot her in the head. "AOIIIII! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS H-" Sakura got her neck fucking snapped.

I ran at Makoto and got my shotgun named "NO! THATS WRONG!" ready, I had him pinned down on the cold white floor. "I thought you were bae, turns out you were just fam.." I said to Makoto as he looked up at me horrified. "Dude.." I shot Makoto in his mouth and he fucking died.

Everyone did a salute and we made a country called "L'danganronpa".

Years passed, I visited Makotos grave, he had one somehow. I dont fucking know either.

"Mommy? Whomst is this man lying in dirt underground?" My son Makoto Jr. asked me. "He was a cute bitch, i thought he was bae. Turns out he was just fam and an asshole." Makoto Jr. looked at the grave with no emotion. "No, thats wro-" I shot my son in the head as he fell on the grave.

"Fuck you bitch, no way am I letting history repeat itself." I cried. Kyoko was now my bae and we then had a daughter named Kyoko Jr.

I made an alliance with another country called L'jabberwock island, and got in a poly relationship with Nuggeto Komodo Dragon III. Suddenly, a nether portal appeared and out came.. Ghostkoto?

"How does it feel to see me, crackwhore? We will have a rematch this time, fair and square bitch." He said with an evil grin on his face.

I smirked, "Sure pal, I'm gonna go fuck your wife now."

I walked off as Makoto had a shocked expression,

"DUDE! NO! Y/N!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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LMAO SHOULD I MAKE A PART 3