So, yeah, we ain't getting outta here for a very fucking long time. Apparently Mono-furry has videos for us, wonder what mine is? I put on my headphones, not noticing that Makoto entered. It was a picture of my lil bro, along with my sis, and mom. Suddenly, the furry spoke, "Y/N L/N, a confident popular girl with a loving boyfriend and family-"
Wait, I didnt have a boy- oh... he meant Makoto. That sneaky furry bitch. "-is the ultimate paleontologist! What a shocker? But what if I told you, Y/N~..." The screen went to black and.. it showed my family, but they were on the ground.. dead. I gasped with fear, I put my hands over my face as the stupid furry spoke again. "That they were injured, dead even~ and who knows? Maybe your stupid average boyfriend is next!" He said in a despaired tone.
The video ended and I.. could barely move. I couldn't fucking process what I just heard. Tears spilled out. Soon, everyone else entered. I covered my face, trying to cry silently. "Uh.. Y/N?" Celestia said. Makoto, being the only one who knew me, knew what I was doing. He ran up to me and pulled my hands out of my face. He motioned everyone to go along with what the furry said before turning to me once again.
"What happened?" Makoto asked, trying to calm me down. "I-I cant talk about it, man.. I dont w-wanna t-talk about it.." I said between gasping, trying to form words. "C'mon, N/N.." He gently petted my hair...
Before I knew, everyone saw there video but Makoto. Sayaka fell to her knees, I didnt expect this from the filthy idol rival but whatever. Why the hell did I call her that? I dunno. "I have to get out of here! LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!" Sayaka screamed, my ears hurt from that. "Jesus christ, Sayaka! What the fuck happened?!" I tried asking her.
Sayaka stared at me, then ran out of the room screaming. Makoto ran after her. I ran after Makoto. "WERE NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!" Sayaka shouted, despair in her eyes. "I wont let that happen, I promise you!" Makoto said, trying to scream over her voice. Sayaka finally gave in and hugged Makoto. Then suddenly, furry!
"Its standing up, its standing up!" Mono-furry said, with.. an interesting expression on his face. "What's standing up?!" Makoto said, getting in front of Saya-thot. Wait what? "Your flagpole!" He said, blushing like crazy. Well damn, thats.. gay yet cursed at the same time. "Get out of here!" Makoto screamed. "Its gonna come out.. my pristine, white.. stuffing!" He said, the blush suddenly disappearing from his face.
"You dont even have stuffing, what the hell are you talking about?" I asked. "Shush!" Monokuma shouted at me. "Hey, dont yell at her!" Makoto shouted back at him. This just turned into Monokuma and Makoto bickering about me, I sighed and left into my dorm.
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Forgot about it again, then the Game Grumps started playing it, so now I'm writing again.
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Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader
RomanceY/N, the ultimate paleontologist goes on one fuck of an adventure with her childhood friend and crush, Makoto. UPDATE: HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO GET POPULAR UHHHHH- I MADE A REMAKE GO CHECK IT OUT YO