Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Toko was not The Imposter

We stood on our podiums and we got ready for another trial. I sighed, "Alright, let me make this quick because I have a lot of shit to do after this." I said as I put my hands on the podium thing. I had to confront Hifumi about that doushinji, and cuddle Makoto cause why not. "And what would that be?" Sakura asked me.

"Cuddle Makoto, duh." I shrugged like it was obvious. Makoto blushed, "Y-You didn't have to tell them about that!" He shouted defensively. "Trust me, they would probably think I was gonna murder someone if I didnt say that." Makoto paused then nodded, "Yeah, makes sense."

"Anyway, the murder weapon was a blow to the head. That fucker wanted it to look like they murdered her someway else." I said with a smirk. Byakuya flinched. "But, most likely, it was two people." I said. "Y-You dont h-have any say i-in that! T-Trashy s-slut!" Toko shouted, most likely cause of Byakuya. I rolled my eyes, "Toko, shut up, we need to solve a case."

"Yeah, you never learn to shut up, do you?" Makoto said bitterly. "Damn, Makoto, your getting better at roasting." I said with an eyebrow raised. "Anyway, just to make sure.. Toko, you didnt happen to do it, did ya?" I asked in a serious tone.

Everyone was shocked, they weren't used to seeing me like this. Toko whimpered. "Yes, she did happen to do it. And it so happens to be that she is the one and only Genocider Syo." Byakuya said as he pointed to her. "Y-YOU SAID Y-YOU WOULDNT T-TELL ANYONE!" Toko screamed. "You asked him if he would go out with you as well." I said bluntly.

Toko then proceeded to scream and fall to the floor. "So, is she dead.. cause I'm not doing anymore in-" I was interrupted by her suddenly getting back up. And.. what the actual fuck? She had red eyes now and her tongue was sticking out. "Guess it's my cue to tag in, ain't it, bitches!" Genocider syo said. "Oh no.." I shook my head.

"Dont worry, I'm not gonna be like Toko and insult you. That bitch seriously needs to calm down." Syo said as she shrugged. "Yeah, seriously, I just breathed and she insulted me." "Wait, really?" Makoto asked. "Nah, just a figure of speech." I replied.  "And there you have it, our kille-" "She isnt sus tho." I lazily said, I yawned. "It wasn't her, dumbass. Stop blaming people."

"How can we be so sure?! Shes a-" "Yeah, I know. Shut the fuck up." I interrupted Hagakure. "Byakuya framed her, but is not the asshole who did it. It was someone else." I said crossing my arms. "Wow, you figured that out fast!" Makoto said smiling. "Well, you and me looked at the crime scene for longer than 5 seconds so maybe that's why." I said smirking.

"Seems your correct, I did not do it." Byakuya nodded. "I didnt do it either, assface!" Syo said as she looked at Byakuya. "A-Assface?!" Byakuya stuttered. "Oh, and Fujisaki is a boy." Kyoko said.

There was silence.

"Well, damn, he looked good for a guy." I said with a smug smile. "H-Hey!" Makoto pouted. I sighed, "You look good too. But that's not the only thing." I said sadly.

"Its Mondo."

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